Iconic Quotes from The Princess Bride

As you wish. – Westley

Inconceivable! – Vizzini

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. – Westley

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. – Inigo Montoya

Have fun storming the castle! – Miracle Max

True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. – Miracle Max

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. – Westley

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. – Westley

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – the most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’. – Vizzini

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! – Valerie

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish,’ what he meant was, ‘I love you.’ – Westley (narration)

Iconic Quotes from The Princess Bride part 2

You have a great gift for rhyme. – Inigo Montoya

Love is many things, none of them logical. – Westley

You have been mostly dead all day. – Miracle Max

Get used to disappointment. – Westley

I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? – Inigo Montoya

Life is short. Anything can happen, and it usually does, so there is no point in sitting around thinking about all the ifs, ands, and buts. – Westley

There’s just one thing I want you to do for me…Promise me you’ll never look like that. – Westley

When I was your age, television was called books. – Grandpa

You are the Brute Squad! – Westley

Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons! – Vizzini

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore. – Valerie

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. – Westley

Who says life is fair? Where is that written? – Grandpa

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! – Vizzini

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. – Miracle Max

There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. – Miracle Max

I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There’s not a lot of money in revenge. – Inigo Montoya

I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand. – Westley

Well, when I’m this and you’re that, I’m smart and you’re dumb, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it. – Vizzini

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore. – Valerie

Do you want me to send you back to where you were, unemployable in Greenland? – Prince Humperdinck

You think this happens every day? – Westley

If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything. – Miracle Max

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world, it would be a pity to damage this one. – Westley

I would not say such things if I were you! – Count Rugen

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. – Impressive Clergyman

You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. – Inigo Montoya

A nice MLT – mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean. – Miracle Max

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen. – Westley

We are men of action, lies do not become us. – Westley

There are a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. – Westley

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something? – Westley

I think everything, so I was not truly surprised by anything. – Vizzini

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore. – Valerie

As you wish. – Westley

Inconceivable! – Vizzini

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. – Westley

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. – Inigo Montoya

Have fun storming the castle! – Miracle Max

True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT – mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. – Miracle Max

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. – Westley

There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. – Westley

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – the most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’. – Vizzini

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! – Valerie

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish,’ what he meant was, ‘I love you.’ – Westley (narration)

You have a great gift for rhyme. – Inigo Montoya

Love is many things, none of them logical. – Westley

You have been mostly dead all day. – Miracle Max

Get used to disappointment. – Westley

I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? – Inigo Montoya

Life is short. Anything can happen, and it usually does, so there is no point in sitting around thinking about all the ifs, ands, and buts. – Westley

There’s just one thing I want you to do for me…Promise me you’ll never look like that. – Westley

When I was your age, television was called books. – Grandpa

You are the Brute Squad! – Westley

Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons! – Vizzini

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore. – Valerie

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches. – Westley

Who says life is fair? Where is that written? – Grandpa

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! – Vizzini

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. – Miracle Max

There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. – Miracle Max

I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There’s not a lot of money in revenge. – Inigo Montoya

I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand. – Westley

Well, when I’m this and you’re that, I’m smart and you’re dumb, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it. – Vizzini

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore. – Valerie

Do you want me to send you back to where you were, unemployable in Greenland? – Prince Humperdinck

You think this happens every day? – Westley

If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything. – Miracle Max

There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world, it would be a pity to damage this one. – Westley

I would not say such things if I were you! – Count Rugen

Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. – Impressive Clergyman

You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. – Inigo Montoya

A nice MLT – mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean. – Miracle Max

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen. – Westley

We are men of action, lies do not become us. – Westley

There are a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. – Westley

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something? – Westley

I think everything, so I was not truly surprised by anything. – Vizzini

I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore. – Valerie