Humor Funny Halloween Quotes

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!

Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he wanted to have a ‘ghouls’ night out!

I’m just here for the boos!

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!

Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it lifts their spirits!

Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind!

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It was feeling a little ‘squash-ted’!

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!

Why did the vampire become a chef? Because he wanted to learn how to steak!

Why wasn’t the vampire working? He was on a coffin break!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ‘Do you believe in people?’

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the heart for it!

What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultrygeist!

Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!

Why was the mummy’s cooking terrible? It always got wrapped up in its recipes!

Humor Funny Halloween Quotes part 2

What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!

What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving!

Why did the monster go to the dentist? To improve his ‘grrrrrr-in’!

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that goes ‘bite’ in the night!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He didn’t have the guts to ask anyone out!

What did the vampire say to his girlfriend? ‘You are my cryptonite!’

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of screams!

What does a skeleton use to call his friends? A tele-bone!

What do you call a zombie comedian? The ‘Fun-Dead’!

Why do witches wear name tags? So they don’t get ‘witched’ with each other!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost on Halloween? ‘Do you believe in G … G … GHOSTS?’

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He wanted to dance his bones off!

Why did the ghost buy a boat? For some ‘boo-yancy’!

What do you call a Halloween zombie that’s always late? Dead, but never on time!

Why did the mummy take up music? Because it had a great rap!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!

Why was the mummy’s math test so hard? It was wrapped in problems!

What do you call a ghost’s favorite meal? Ghoul-ash!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!

Why was the mummy so popular? He was the life of the ‘wrap’ party!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost on Halloween? ‘Do you believe in BOO-tiful friendships?’

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no body to dance with!

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pie? BOO-berry pie!

Why do skeletons always go to the barbecue? To get a rib!

What did the werewolf say to the vampire? ‘I ‘lupine’ you!’

Why did the witch get kicked off the broom soccer team? She was always flying off the handle!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans!

Why do ghosts love to ride in elevators? It makes them feel ‘lifted’!

What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultrygeist!

Why don’t witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their brooms!