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Hot Fuzz Quotes – The Best Lines from the Cult Classic Comedy

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

The greater good.

Yarp.

It’s just a tire blowout.

I could make you do push-ups until you screw the nut!

The paperwork is mounting by the day.

Top of the morning to you!

I’m Sergeant Nicholas Angel, and this is my partner, Constable Butterman.

Do you want anything from the shop?

Good luck catching me with one of these in your hands.

You’re a doctor, deal with it!

You stabbed him in the hand!

I didn’t stab him, the hand threw itself onto the knife.

Did you want anything else while you were at the shop?

Someone’s been a very naughty boy.

Yarp. I mean, no.

It’s not a matter of how, it’s a matter of when.

You’ll find me when you know what you’re looking for.

The swan ate my ice cream!

The policing in this town is not up to scratch.

I think he’s an angel on secondment.

You’re off the fuckin’ chain!

This is the last person you’d expect to be a murderer.

I prefer to think my office is being reconfigured.

His head came off?

You aimed for his head?

By the power of Greyskull!

Don’t think of it as a mistake. Think of it as a free lesson in ballistics.

Did you say anything about sea mine?

What do you know about point break?

Hot Fuzz Quotes – The Best Lines from the Cult Classic Comedy part 2

I didn’t get where I am today by worrying.

Even though there’s no evidence to support your theory, it’s improbable enough to be true.

You do say cool a lot.

You gonna go to the shop?

You’re alive, isn’t that enough?

You don’t think you’ve taken this a little too far?

I’m not a doctor, but I think you’ll find he’s got a massive head wound.

Somebody’s got to take responsibility for this!

He’s making a mule of you, Nicholas.

It’s all for the greater good.

This is the village fete, not the bleeding Wild West!

I don’t want a big thing made out of it.

You’re like Robocop.

Well, I think if you touch me again, I’m going to call the police.

It wasn’t exactly a playdate for the kids either.

He’s gonna check into the Sunnyvale Nudist Colony.

We’re gonna have a lot of paperwork to fill out after this.

You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.

There’s a little light reading. And I can give you foot massage.

Sorry, my mistake. It’s not the getaway car. It’s the ’70s.

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