Hilarious Farm Sayings to Brighten Your Day

Don’t squat with your spurs on.

Chickens are the gateway to the farm.

Getting a cow to laugh can be an utterly hilarious experience.

Barnyard rules: Wake up early, get dirty, stay humble.

Life is better on the farm.

Keep calm and farm on.

Farming: It’s not just a job, it’s a way of life.

Farm hard or go home.

You can’t scare me, I’m a farmer.

To make it rain, just wash your tractor.

Early to bed, early to rise, keeps you healthy, wealthy and wise.

Tractors run over your fields, not over your dreams.

Tiller? I hardly know her!

Friends, like pigs, wallow together in the mud.

Love is when a lamb and a chicken become best friends.

A farmer’s tractor doesn’t turn on the lights in the club, but it does provide the steak on your table.

Life is simple, just add water to the mud.

Eat beef. The west wasn’t won on a salad.

Farmers feed the world. So for breakfast, thank a farmer.

Farming isn’t a profession. It’s a lifestyle.

Beautiful things don’t ask for attention, but the chickens sure do.

In farming, you reap what you sow.

I’m a farmer – What’s your superpower?

Happiness is a warm barn.

You can take a farmer out of the farm, but you can’t take the farm out of the farmer.

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

You can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear.

Straight from the horse’s mouth.

Like a bull in a china shop.

Don’t have a cow, man!

Running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Till the cows come home.

Busy as a bee.

Nutty as a fruit cake.

Silly as a goose.

Happy as a pig in mud.

Like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Living high off the hog.

Being in the doghouse.

Don’t upset the apple cart.

Packed in like sardines.

Madder than a wet hen.

One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Don’t cast pearls before swine.

Strong as an ox.

There’s no use in crying over spilled milk.

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

When pigs fly.

Don’t judge a cow by its udder.

Don’t squat with your spurs on.

Never ask a horse a yes-or-no question.

Flies never visit an egg that has no crack.

You can’t make a rooster crow when it still feels like peeping.

Every path has a few puddles.

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.

You ain’t learnin’ nothing when your mouth’s a-jabberin’.

We all gotta eat a peck of dirt before we die.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Remember: Don’t corner something meaner than you.

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar, unless you have a fly swatter.

Keep skunks and politicians at a distance.

Let every fox take care of his own tail.

As a general rule, a chicken with pants ain’t natural.

No matter how much the hen dances, the rooster is always in charge.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

You can put boots on a rooster, but that doesn’t make it a cowboy.

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.