Hilarious Anime Quotes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone
I’ve learned that weakness becomes strength with determination! – Eren Yeager, Attack on Titan.
If you don’t take risks, you can’t create a future! – Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece.
Everyone’s the same, no exceptions. All of them, equal before god. – Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Trigun.
Fine, I?ll just create my own world, a world where the common sense is to be crazy. – KoroSensei, Assassination Classroom.
I refuse to let my fear control me anymore. – Maka Albarn, Soul Eater.
For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. – Gintoki Sakata, Gintama.
It?s more important to master the cards you?re holding than to complain about the ones your opponents were dealt. – Grimsley, Pokemon.
If it?s possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it?s possible for that person to be healed by another. ? Hatori Sohma, Fruits Basket.
There’s no such thing as a painless lesson. They just don’t exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first. – Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist.
We evolve beyond the person we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each turn. – Killua Zoldyck, Hunter x Hunter.
War is not heroic. War is not exhilarating. It is dark. It is dreadful. It is a thing of sorrow and gloom. – Sora, No Game No Life.
Death is not friendly. It?s dark, black, where you?re headed it?s a deep dark abyss. – Kana Kimishima, Parasyte.
You are strong not because of the powers you have, but because of the choices you make. – Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto.
When nothing makes sense, I’ll fight believing only in myself. – Goblin Slayer, Goblin Slayer.
Whether its life or video games, you gotta play the hand you’re dealt. – Hajime Hinata, Danganronpa.
I refuse to let my fear control me anymore. – Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto
Life is a test, and I admit, I was a bad student. – Kazuki Muto, Buso Renkin
If you can’t find a reason to fight, then you shouldn’t be fighting. – Akame, Akame ga Kill
Even if we’re not confident that we’ll win, even if we fear that we’ll lose, we must stand up and fight! – Vega, Beyblade Burst Turbo
If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets. – L Lawliet, Death Note
If you really want to become strong, stop caring about what others think about you. – Saitama, One Punch Man
Suspecting something is the first step to unraveling the truth. – Subaru Natsuki, Re: Zero
People die if they are killed. – Shirou Emiya, Fate/Stay Night
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That’s why they call it the present. – Master Oogway’s quote rephrased by Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece
If to be truthful is to be cruel, then lying must surely be an act of kindness. – Hachiman Hikigaya, My Youth Romantic Comedy
When you laugh, you feel happy. But when you make someone else laugh, it feels even better. – Gintoki Sakata, Gintama
Listen closely; tiny miracles lay right beside you. The world?s not as bleak as you think. – Hitomi, Madoka Magica
If it’s possible for one person to be hurt by another, then it’s possible for that person to be healed by another. – Hatori Sohma, Fruits Basket
Mankind’s greatest fear is mankind itself. – Gendo Ikari, Neon Genesis Evangelion
I’m not a pervert? I’m a super pervert! – Jiraiya, Naruto.
Just because I’m smaller than you doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass! – Edward Elric, Full Metal Alchemist.
People die if they are killed! – Shirou Emiya, Fate/Stay Night.
If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets. – L, Death Note.
An excellent leader must be passionate because it’s their duty to keep everyone moving forward. – Nico Yazawa, Love Live!
Listen. Just because you have psychic powers doesn’t make you any less human. It’s the same as people who are fast, people who are book smart, and people with strong body odor. – Shigeo, Mob Psycho
Hard work beats talent. – Rock Lee, Naruto.
I’m not short, I just live in a big world! – Levi Ackerman, Attack on Titan.
I’ll take a potato chip and eat it. – Light Yagami, Death Note.
It’s not ‘can you keep up with me’, you should be asking ‘can I keep up with you’. – Goku, Dragon Ball Z.
Love and peace! – Vash the Stampede, Trigun.
Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the me who believes in you! – Kamina, Gurren Lagann.
Being alone is better than being with the wrong person. – Luffy, One Piece.
Do you know why people have eyes in the front? Because they have to move forward to see the landscape in the distance. If you had eyes in back all you could see is your home town getting farther away; you can’t move forward like that. – Hotaru, Hotarubi No Mori E.