Heath Ledger Joker Quotes

Why so serious?

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you STRANGER.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog is to its master.

I’m only burning my half.

Madness is just like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

It’s not about the money, it’s about… sending a message.

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.

I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers? No, no, no! No. You… you… complete me.

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.

You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

I took Gotham’s white knight and brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard. Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying.

One day, I will tell you the truth. The truth about how I feel about you. But until then, I’m gonna show you how much I care about you.

You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying!

I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder… dynamite… and gasoline!

I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.

The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon’s got plans. They’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

Here’s my card.

I had a vision, of a world free of Batman.

I’m an agent of chaos.

Don’t talk like you’re one of them! You’re not! Even if you’d like to be. To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper! You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

We really should stop this fighting, otherwise we’ll miss the fireworks!

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level. Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push.

You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper!

I just did what I do best. I took your plan and turned it on itself.

It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?

You know what I’ve