Hair Quotes Funny: A Collection of Hilarious Hair-Related Sayings
Invest in your hair. It’s the crown you never take off.
I didn’t want to go out, but my hair looked too good to stay in!
Hair doesn’t make the woman, but good hair definitely helps.
Having a good hair day? Wine not ruin it with a workout!
Life isn’t perfect but your hair can be.
You know it’s time for a haircut when it’s harder to style your hair than it is to solve algebra.
Sorry I’m late, I got caught up enjoying my last few moments with good hair.
I like my hair like I like my coffee: Dark and all over the place.
Running late is my cardio. Especially the part where I’m trying to perfect my hair.
Sometimes I think my hair has a mind of its own.
My hairstylist said I needed a trim. I think she meant ‘chop off half my hair’.
Bad hair day? I prefer the term ‘hair raising experience’.
On a bad day, there’s always good hair and lipstick.
Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.
Trust me, you can dance. ? Alcohol. Extra volume you have today. ? Hair Spray.
My hair is like a bird ? it likes to fly away.
Have a day as bouncy as your curls.
Is ‘crazy hair lady’ a valid career path?
Today’s mood: messy hair and don’t care.
If my hair looks good I can deal with anything.
My hairstyle is called: I tried.
I’m a queen and my hair is my crown.
I didn’t choose the frizzy hair. The frizzy hair chose me.
Hair: the only accessory you wear every day.
I always find hair all over my house. It’s like it’s following me…
Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
I’m not messy, I’m just hair-fully challenged.
Love is in the hair.
Bad Hair Day: Ain’t nobody got time for that!
A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life, but a woman who dyes her hair just ran out of wine.
I make hair contact before eye contact.
My hair was cooperative today, I think I’ll take a selfie.
Invest in your hair. It’s the only crown you never take off.
I woke up like this… after three hours of detangling.
With curls like these, who needs straighteners.
Running fingers through hair. 0% of it is a romantic gesture, 100% check for snacks.
Stressed, blessed, but my hair is still a mess.
I’m not saying my hair is unruly, but I just found a french fry in there.
Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Better have a short life that is full of hair than a long life devoid of it.
I’m a queen and my hair is my crown.
Life is too short for boring hair.
Yes, it’s my real hair. No, you can’t touch it.
Big hair, big dreams.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the volume of my hair.
If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.
My hairstyle is called ‘I tried’.
Invest in your hair, it’s the crown you never take off.
Love is in the hair.
I didn’t want to go out, but my hair looked too good to stay in.
Great hair doesn’t happen by chance, it happens by appointment.
My hair is full of secrets.
Good hair speaks louder than words.
Happiness is a good hair day.
Curls run the world.
Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
Hair flips and thinking fast.
I make hair contact before I make eye contact.
When your hair matches your OOTD.
I got 99 bobby pins but can?t find one.
Be as bold as your hair.
Messy bun and getting stuff done.
Her hair was long, her foot was light, and her eyes were wild. (John Keats).