Good Omens Quotes – The Wit and Wisdom of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
An angel and a demon walk into a bar. It sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, but in reality, it’s just another day in the lives of Aziraphale and Crowley.
In a world full of chaos and uncertainty, sometimes all we need is a good omen to remind us that everything will be alright.
Heaven and hell may be at war, but Aziraphale and Crowley have found their own peace in the simple pleasures of life.
Sometimes, the best omens come in the most unexpected forms.
In the battle of good versus evil, the line between the two can often become blurred, and that’s where Aziraphale and Crowley thrive.
When it comes to saving the world from Armageddon, sometimes you just need a little bit of luck on your side.
Aziraphale: ‘Destruction is easy. Creation is hard.’ Crowley: ‘But why create when you can destroy?’
In the end, it’s the choices we make that define our true nature.
Aziraphale and Crowley may be on opposite sides of the celestial battlefield, but they are bound by a friendship that transcends heaven and hell.
Even in the darkest times, there is always a glimmer of hope.
The world may be ending, but Aziraphale and Crowley won’t let that ruin their dinner plans.
In a world consumed by chaos, Aziraphale and Crowley find solace in the simple joys of life.
Aziraphale: ‘I believe in free will.’ Crowley: ‘Most angels and demons don’t.’ Aziraphale: ‘They don’t know what they’re missing.’
Sometimes, it takes an angel and a demon to remind us of our own humanity.
Aziraphale and Crowley are the unlikely heroes we never knew we needed.
Crowley: ‘Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?’ Aziraphale: ‘Because tomorrow may never come.’
The relationship between good and evil is a delicate dance, and Aziraphale and Crowley know all the steps.
In a world where everything seems to be going wrong, Aziraphale and Crowley are the perfect reminder that there is still good in the world.
Crowley: ‘Why are you on their side?’ Aziraphale: ‘I’m not on anyone’s side, I just believe in doing what’s right.’
Aziraphale and Crowley’s friendship is a testament to the power of love and understanding.
Good omens don’t always come in the form of a sign from above; sometimes, they come in the form of a demon with a heart of gold.
When the world is filled with chaos and destruction, it’s the small acts of kindness that make all the difference.
In a world where angels and demons are at war, Aziraphale and Crowley choose to forge their own path.
Crowley: ‘We’re meant to be adversaries, you know.’ Aziraphale: ‘Well, we’re not very good at it, are we?’
Sometimes, it’s the most unlikely alliances that save the world.
Aziraphale and Crowley may be on opposite sides of the celestial divide, but together, they are a force to be reckoned with.
In a world teetering on the brink of Armageddon, Aziraphale and Crowley show us that there is still hope for humanity.
Crowley: ‘I’ve been around since the beginning.’ Aziraphale: ‘And I plan on being around until the end.’
In a world governed by fate and prophecy, Aziraphale and Crowley remind us that we have the power to change our own destiny.
Aziraphale and Crowley may be an angel and a demon, but their love for humanity knows no bounds.
Crowley: ‘What’s the point of being an angel if you can’t have a bit of fun?’ Aziraphale: ‘What’s the point of being a demon if you can’t be a little good?’
Aziraphale and Crowley’s love for each other transcends the boundaries of heaven and hell.
Crowley: ‘I don’t save humans, I corrupt them.’ Aziraphale: ‘And I don’t condemn them, I guide them.’
In a world filled with darkness, Aziraphale and Crowley are beacons of light.
Sometimes, the most unexpected alliances turn out to be the strongest.
Aziraphale and Crowley may be on opposite sides of the cosmic scale, but they are united by a common goal: to save humanity.
In a celestial battle between good and evil, sometimes the line between the two can become blurred.
Crowley: ‘I’m a demon, it’s what I do.’ Aziraphale: ‘And I’m an angel, it’s what I do.’
Aziraphale and Crowley are the ultimate odd couple, but they make it work.
In a world threatened by Armageddon, Aziraphale and Crowley remind us that it’s the small acts of kindness that can change the world.
Crowley: ‘Why do you care about humanity so much?’ Aziraphale: ‘Because they are my greatest creation.’
Aziraphale and Crowley may have different methods, but their end goal is the same: to save humanity from destruction.
In the battle of good versus evil, Aziraphale and Crowley remind us that sometimes the lines can become blurred.
Crowley: ‘What’s the point of having power if you don’t use it?’ Aziraphale: ‘To protect those who can’t protect themselves.’
Aziraphale and Crowley are an unlikely duo, but together, they are unstoppable.
In a world threatened by the forces of darkness, Aziraphale and Crowley find strength in their friendship.
Crowley: ‘I’m a demon, it’s in my nature to be bad.’ Aziraphale: ‘But it’s in my nature to believe in redemption.’
Aziraphale and Crowley may be on opposite sides, but they share a common goal: to prevent the end of the world.
In a world filled with chaos, Aziraphale and Crowley remind us that there is always room for love and kindness.
Crowley: ‘Why do you care so much about humans?’ Aziraphale: ‘Because they remind me of the beauty in the world.’