Get a Laugh with These Motorcycle Funny Quotes

The only thing faster than a motorcycle is the rate at which I accumulate speeding tickets.

My friends think I have a motorcycle because I’m a rebel, but really it’s just because I hate finding parking.

Motorcycles are like a box of chocolates, you never know when you’ll hit a pothole and go flying.

Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul… into a ditch.

Being on a motorcycle is the only time I can fully embrace my inner Evel Knievel.

I’m not a biker, I’m a master of aerodynamics disguised as a badass.

You know you’re a motorcycle enthusiast when your bucket list consists of canyons, mountains, and open roads.

The only good thing about a traffic jam is that it gives me ample time to pop a wheelie.

I traded my car for a motorcycle because I like to feel the wind in my hair… and bugs in my teeth.

Riding a motorcycle is like having a constant hair dryer on your face, but with the added thrill of impending danger.

I’d rather be riding a motorcycle and thinking about my problems than sitting at home and thinking about my motorcycle.

Motorcycles are like potato chips, you can never have just one… unless you crash and dent them all.

My motorcycle has a better love life than I do. It’s been ridden by more people in a week than I have in a year.

Riding a motorcycle is the closest I’ll ever get to feeling like a superhero, except I don’t have a cape, just a helmet.

Motorcycles are like an addiction, I can’t resist the freedom they provide… and the adrenaline rush.

Life is short, just like my temper when someone cuts me off on my motorcycle.

A motorcycle ride keeps the doctor away… because you’ll be too busy in the hospital to see one.

Some people think motorcycles are dangerous, but I prefer to think of them as a natural selection machine.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a motorcycle, and that’s pretty close.

My motorcycle is my therapist, and the open road is my therapy session.

I don’t need a gym membership when I have a motorcycle. All it takes is a few hours of riding to feel the burn.

Four wheels may move the body, but two wheels move the intellect… right into a tree.

Motorcycles are proof that man can achieve flight, but with less grace and more road rash.

When life gets bumpy, just give it a little throttle and ride it out.

My motorcycle is my escape vehicle for when life starts to feel like a never-ending traffic jam.

Motorcycles are like relationships, exhilarating at first, but can quickly turn into a painful crash.

Riding a motorcycle is the poor man’s therapy for midlife crisis.

I’m not a mechanic, but I play one with my motorcycle. Just don’t ask me to fix anything.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness has never ridden a motorcycle.

Motorcycles are like relationships, one false move and you’re on your ass.

The wind in my face is like a breath of fresh air… until I hit a swarm of bugs.

Forget skinny jeans, the best thigh workout you’ll ever get is riding a motorcycle.

Love is like a motorcycle ride, exhilarating at first, but can quickly turn into a painful crash.

If being cool was a crime, I’d be life imprisonment for my motorcycle.

When life gives you potholes, ride a motorcycle over them and show them who’s boss.

Riding a motorcycle is like walking on the edge of a sword, exhilarating and dangerous at the same time.

You can’t control everything in life, but you can control the throttle on your motorcycle.

My motorcycle is my escape vehicle from the mundane realities of daily life.

The only time I’m truly free is when I’m riding my motorcycle and the open road becomes my canvas.

Motorcycles are the perfect blend of thrill, danger, and the constant fear of catching a bug in your mouth.

Riding a motorcycle is like being in a parade where other drivers are constantly throwing candy… and swear words.

Motorcycles are like tattoos for the road, they’re addictive and impossible to get rid of.

You can’t put a price on the feeling of freedom you get when you’re riding a motorcycle… but my credit card company sure can.

Riding a motorcycle is like flying, except instead of wings, you have wheels… and instead of clouds, you have roadkill.

Riding a motorcycle is like being a superhero, only without the cape… and the superpowers… and the recognition… okay, maybe it’s not like being a superhero.

Motorcycles are the perfect vehicle if you want to get from point A to point B with a side of adrenaline rush.

The secret to happiness is simple, just hop on a motorcycle, hit the throttle, and let your cares fly away with the wind.

Motorcycles are a great way to turn heads, especially when you crash into something.

Some people collect stamps, I collect scars from motorcycle crashes. They’re much more exciting.

They say four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul… and the asphalt.