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Funny Wine Tumbler Sayings to Make You Chuckle!

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Wine not?

Sip happens.

Rescue wine, trapped in a bottle.

Hakuna Moscato. It means more wine.

I make pour decisions.

Stop and smell the rose.

Cheers to pour decisions.

Chardonnay or should I go?

Wine is cheaper than therapy.

Sip back and relax.

Drinking wine. Feeling fine.

Keep calm and pour on.

Life is too short to drink bad wine.

My blood type is merlot.

Red lips and wine sips.

Winosaurs: The adults version of dinosaurs.

Wine, because adulting is hard.

The only whining I like is wine-ing.

My birthstone is a wine cork.

Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of wine, sarcasm, and shenanigans.

Screw it!

You had me at merlot.

It’s wine o’ clock somewhere.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine. That’s kind of the same thing.

Sip happens. It’s okay to wine.

Sip happens.

Wine not?

Uncork and unwind.

Save water, drink wine.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine.

Wine is my spirit animal.

Wine a little, laugh a lot.

Life is a cabernet.

Take life one sip at a time.

Let’s wine about it.

Partners in wine.

My birthstone is a wine cork.

Aged to perfection.

Keep calm and pour on.

Wine is the answer. What was the question?

Funny Wine Tumbler Sayings to Make You Chuckle! part 2

Wine flies when you’re having fun.

It’s win o’clock somewhere.

Screw it.

Will run for wine.

Coffee now, wine later.

Unwin(e)d.

Que Syrah, Syrah.

Sip back and relax.

Wine from my point of view.

Love the wine you’re with.

Wine not?

Sip me baby one more time.

It’s wine o’clock somewhere.

Sip happens, it’s okay wine.

Save water, drink wine.

Time to wine down.

Wine a little, laugh a lot.

Keep calm and pour on.

You can’t sip with us.

Exercise makes you look good, but wine makes you feel good.

On cloud wine.

Read between the wines.

Hello, is it wine you’re looking for?

Every empty bottle is filled with stories.

Wine is bottled poetry.

Wine is my spirit animal.

Wine, because no great story started with a salad.

Sip happens.

Zero to wine in

5 seconds.

May contain wine.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s time for wine.

Life is a cabernet.

Wine flew from my hand into my mouth.

Life feels right with wine in sight.

Wine is how classy people get wasted.

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