Funny Vegan Quotes

I don’t need bacon to have a great day.

Veganism is my superpower.

Kale yeah, I’m vegan!

I’m powered by plants, not protein.

Eat plants, save animals, be awesome.

Veganism: the ultimate blend of hippie and hipster.

My diet is plant-based… on plants and cake.

I’m a vegan, not a rabbit, but I do love my greens.

I don’t eat animals, but I do devour delicious vegan recipes.

I’m a smoothie-drinking, tofu-loving vegan.

I’m a vegan, but I won’t judge you if you eat dairy… well, maybe a little.

Being vegan is a piece of cake… vegan cake, of course.

Being vegan is like being a superhero, but without the cape… and with more kale.

Veganism: saving animals one plate at a time.

I’m vegan, but you can still invite me to your barbecue.

My favorite kind of milk is almond milk… because almonds can’t moo.

I skipped the chicken wings and went straight for the vegan buffalo cauliflower.

Plant-based living: turning vegetables into happiness.

Being vegan is great for my health and even better for my karma.

I don’t need cheese to have a gouda time.

Being vegan means never having to say you’re sorry to a cow.

I don’t eat animals, but I do eat plants with a vengeance.

When life gives you lemons, make vegan lemon bars.

Steamed vegetables? No thanks, I like mine with a side of deliciousness.

Veganism: making vegetables cool since forever.

Save the planet, eat vegan.

I don’t eat animals, but I do eat tofu that tastes suspiciously like bacon.

Being vegan is like being on a permanent vacation to flavor town.

Veganism is the best decision I’ve ever made… aside from choosing a dog as my best friend.

Some people call it the vegan agenda, I call it lunch.

I’m vegan because I refuse to eat something with a face… unless it’s a smiley face on my vegan burger.

I don’t eat bacon, but I do eat coconut bacon, and it’s crispy, smoky, and delicious.

Veganism: the revolution that starts in the kitchen.

Going vegan was a bit of a missed steak, but now I’m soy happy.

I don’t miss cheese, but I do miss being able to eat anything at a pizza party.

My diet is plant-powered, and so am I.

Life’s too short to eat boring food, that’s why I’m a vegan.

I could never go back to eating animals… my taste buds have leveled up with vegan food.

I’m vegan just to annoy people who think vegan food is boring.

I don’t need meat to feel complete, I have plants for that.

Veganism: the tasty way to combat climate change.

I don’t need a cape to be a superhero, just a tofu scramble and some almond milk.

Who needs steak when you can have a mouthwatering vegan burger?

Meat? No thank you, I’m perfectly satisfied with my vegan chili.

I don’t eat animals, but I do eat avocado like it’s going out of style.

Being vegan is like being part of a secret club… with really good food.

Veganism is the happiest, healthiest rebellion.

I don’t eat bacon, but I do eat avocado toast like it’s my job.

My favorite kind of salad is one without the guilt trip.

Being vegan is like having a secret weapon against animal cruelty… and it’s delicious.