Funny Thanksgiving Day Sayings and Quotes to Spice Up Your Celebration

I’m all for being thankful, but these stretchy pants are giving me too much to be thankful for.

Is it socially acceptable to start eating Thanksgiving leftovers on Thanksgiving night?

I came in like a Butterball!

Eat, drink, and be thankful. Then eat and drink some more.

Pie till I die. Because Thanksgiving, that’s why.

Stuffed with stuffing!

May your turkey be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.

Gobble till you wobble!

On Thanksgiving, let?s be honest: it?s not the tight waistband on my pants that?s making me uncomfortable. It?s all the family drama.

I?m grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat this Thanksgiving, my jewelry will still fit.

Has anyone ever hurt themselves carving the turkey? Asking for a friend.

If what you are thankful for is Instagram, then we’re all doing it wrong.

I?m not a pheasant plucker, I?m a pleasant…Oh forget it, pass the wine!

Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like the Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your flavor.

Raise both legs high because it’s turkey time!

I?m just here for the pie.

Leftovers are for quitters.

Just keep eating. Just keep eating.

Good mashed potatoes can fix almost anything.

I’m grateful for the elastic waistband on my pants this Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving: The one day a year where we eat better than our pets.

Real talk: Thanksgiving is just the pregame for Christmas.

I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.

Keep calm and gobble on.

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it?s really like making a large chicken.

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.

The turkey isn’t the only thing in the kitchen that’s stuffed.

I can’t eat another bite. Oh look, pie!

Feast mode: ON.

This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.

Wake me up when the food is ready.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Let’s get stuffed like this Thanksgiving turkey.

I came in like a Butterball!

Leftovers are for quitters.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.

Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.

Let’s give thanks for elastic waistbands.

I’m just here for the pie.

B.R.B. Planning my epic leftovers sandwich.

Keep calm and gobble on.

Thanksgiving ? a time to count enjoyments, not calories.

When turkeys get in trouble, they know they?re stuffed.

I’m grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat this Thanksgiving, my jewelry will still fit.

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was ‘Thank you,’ that would suffice.

‘Eat like a pilgrim’ sounds great until you realize they didn’t have mashed potatoes.

Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow.

Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action.

No one has ever become poor by giving.

Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.

It’s turkey time!

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best food and worst family dramas since the 1600s.

Thanksgiving is a lot like Christmas, just without the presents.

Why did the turkey join the band? It had the drumsticks!

Even the smallest act of thanks can spiral into something amazing.

Roast a turkey and call it a year.