Funny Tennis Sayings and Quotes to Give You a Laugh on Court

I’d serve you a match, but I see you’ve already met your match!

Life is a lot like tennis, the more you put into your serve, the better your return.

Tennis: Where love means nothing!

My tennis might not be good, but at least my outfit is!

I’ve got the balls in this court!

In tennis, love is a score, not a romance novel.

Tennis: It’s all about the swing and the bling!

When life gets complicated, I play tennis.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a tennis racquet… close enough.

Tennis has its ups and downs, but at least it’s not football.

I serve, therefore I am.

I may not play like Federer, but at least I can swing like him!

Tennis: The perfect combination of athleticism and fashion.

Sometimes I feel like my tennis skills are as stable as the weather.

I might not be a pro, but at least I don?t need a ball machine to play.

I like my coffee strong, like my backhand!

To lob or not to lob, that is the question.

Call me a tennis player because I’m always making a racket!

Tennis is a lot like physics, it’s all about force, angle, and spin!

I may not win every match, but I always have a ball!

I’m a tennis player, not a workaholic.

In tennis, love means nothing.

Don?t serve me a fault, unless it’s with a tennis ball.

Let your racket do the talking.

Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquility.

If tennis is a sport for royalty, consider me a king.

My commitment to tennis is like a marriage, without the divorce part.

You know you?re a tennis player when love is a bad thing.

When life gets complicated, I play tennis.

If we dated, expect our relationship to be like a tennis match. Lots of back and forth and a few grunts.

In tennis, there’s no such thing as ‘taking it easy’.

I?m as cool as a cucumber until a lost tennis ball rolls onto the court.

Double faulting my way through life, one tennis match at a time.

Got a problem? Take it to the court.

Sweat now, shine later. The tennis mantra.

I?d smash that… but only in a tennis way.

Life is like a game of tennis; you can’t win without serving.

Serving is not just for waiters. Ask any tennis player.

Who needs therapy when you have tennis.

I don?t mind love, as long as it?s not in a tennis match.

Tennis: Love means nothing here!

I’m like a fine wine – I improve with every set.

I don’t need therapy, I just need to play tennis.

Keep calm and serve an ace.

You can’t be sad when you’re playing tennis.

In life, as in tennis, you need goals.

My tennis skills are as polished as a freshly mowed court.

Sorry, I can’t. My racket needs me.

If love means nothing in tennis, why do I love it so much?

Silence please, genius at work.

Keep calm and play tennis like a pro.

Brace yourself, the tennis puns are coming.

Don?t hate the player, hate the game… unless I’m losing.

In tennis, love means zero. Just like my chance against Serena Williams.

Tennis: Therapy for the body and soul.

Blessed are those who play tennis.

My idea of a balanced diet is holding a tennis racket in each hand.

If tennis was easy, they’d call it football.

In this house, we believe in Tennis Santa.

Tennis ? where ‘love’ means nothing and ’40’ isn?t followed by ?something?!

What do you mean I’m too old for tennis? Age is just a number!