Funny Taco Sayings that will Spice up Your Humor!

Looking at life through taco-colored glasses.

Taco about a good time!

Don’t be a queso average, always spice it up!

Stay fresh, salsa-fresh.

I’m into fitness…fit’ness whole taco in my mouth!

Taco Tuesday is my favorite holiday.

Guac ’til you drop.

I’m just here for the tacos.

Tacos are my love language.

Don’t wanna taco ’bout it.

Exercise? I thought you said extra rice in my taco!

A balanced diet is a taco in each hand.

Taco cat spelled backwards is still taco cat.

Give them something to taco about.

Let’s taco-bout it over tacos.

Shell yeah, let’s have some tacos!

Living everyday like it’s Taco Tuesday.

Life isn’t perfect, but our tacos can be.

Why fall in love when you can fall in tacos?

Stopped eating tacos to fit in… just kidding, I don’t do that.

Not to brag, but we’re kind of a big deal on Taco Tuesday.

I hate tacos… said no Juan ever.

Eating a taco with one hand because you’re a pro.

As for me and my house, we will serve tacos. (Salsa 24:7).

The only bad taco is the one you didn’t eat.

Relationship status: In love with tacos.

In queso emergency, pray to Cheesus and eat tacos.

In a world full of plain nachos, be a loaded taco.

Feed me tacos and tell me I’m beautiful.

Taco tails are the best kind of stories.

Taco ’bout a party!

A day without tacos is like a day without sunshine.

Shell yeah, it’s taco time.

Feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty.

My head says gym, but my heart says tacos.

Tacos are the answer. It doesn’t matter what the question is.

Life isn’t always tacos… but it should be.

I’m in a serious relation-chip with tacos.

Forever thinking about tacos.

Why don’t we taco ’bout it?

I’d trade you for a taco.

Wake up. Eat tacos. Sleep. Repeat.

If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.

Tacos are my soulmate.

I love you more than tacos… and that’s a lot.

Taco dirty to me.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at tacos.

Relationship status: In love with tacos.

Let’s not taco ’bout dieting today.

I wonder if tacos think about me too.

Taco walks into a bar, looks around, and says ‘This place is poppin’.

Handle every situation like a taco. If it falls apart, just roll with it.

Life is short, eat more tacos.

Taco’bout awesome!

I’m into fitness, fit’ness taco in my mouth.

Tacos are the answer, no matter the question.

Live everyday like it?s taco Tuesday.

Let’s taco ’bout it.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries ? no, wait, extra tacos!

Relationship status: In love with tacos.

My head says gym but my heart says tacos.

The only bad taco is the one you didn’t eat.

Taco chance on me.

May the forks be with you! Oh, wait… You don’t need forks for tacos.

I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not a taco.

I hate tacos said no Juan ever.

In a world full of burgers, be a taco.

Taco dirty to me.

Taco walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender ‘Put it on my shell’.

Life isn’t always tacos, but it should be.

If you don’t love tacos, I’m nacho type.