Funny Sopranos Quotes

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

I don’t have friends, I got family. It’s all about family.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

I eat breakfast 300 yards from 400 rats, so don’t think for one second that you’re the tougher soprano in this room.

If you can quote the rules, then you can obey them.

I’m not a monster, I’m misunderstood.

I’m not a soprano, I’m a goddamn soprano.

If you can’t join them, beat them.

When you come at the soprano, you best not miss.

I love the smell of cannoli in the morning.

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse… to stop singing.

I’m the soprano, bada-bing!

It’s not personal, it’s just sopranos business.

I’m the one who knocks sopranos out of tune.

I’m not a soprano, I’m a soprano who solves problems.

I am the danger… to any soprano who can’t carry a tune.

Keep your friends close, but your sopranos closer.

When you play the soprano game, you win or you sing off-key.

I’ve got 99 sopranos, but a pitch ain’t one.

Sopranos, assemble!

I may be crazy, but I make beautiful music.

I’m not a soprano, I’m an artist with a voice that could shatter glass.

I’m not a soprano, I’m a songbird with an attitude.

I’m singing soprano, and I’m not afraid to belt it out.

I’ll sing soprano until the fat lady sings.

I’m not a soprano, I’m a rockstar.

I don’t need a microphone, my voice can fill a stadium.

I didn’t choose the soprano life, the soprano life chose me.

I may be small, but my voice is mighty.

I’ve got more sass in my soprano than you have in your entire body.

I’m a soprano with a heart of gold and a voice of steel.

I’m not just a soprano, I’m an opera diva waiting to be discovered.

I’m a soprano, and I’m ready to take the world by storm.

If you can’t hit the high notes, don’t mess with the soprano.

I’m a soprano, and I’m here to sing my heart out.

I’m a soprano, and I won’t let anyone silence my voice.

I may be a soprano, but I’m no damsel in distress.

I’m a soprano, and I’m proud to be different.

I’m a soprano, and I’m not afraid to embrace my uniqueness.

I’m a soprano, and I’ll sing my way to the top.

I’m a soprano, and I make my own rules.

I’m a soprano, and I’ll hit those high notes with style.

I’m a soprano, and I’ll sing circles around anyone who tries to bring me down.

I’m a soprano, and my voice is my superpower.

I’m a soprano, and I won’t let anyone dim my shine.

I’m a soprano, and I’ll sing my heart out until the day I die.

I’m a soprano, and I won’t let anyone silence my voice.

I’m a soprano, and I’ll hit those high notes with confidence.

I’m a soprano, and I’m ready to take the world by storm.