Funny Shot Sayings That Will Make You Laugh

Every shot is a tiny party!

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The ideal man doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t fight…and doesn’t exist.

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.

When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt!

Sip happens. It’s okay to wine.

Stressed, blessed, and shot-obsessed.

Shoot for the moon, if you miss you will land in a shot glass.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can prepare a shot and it’s kind of the same thing.

Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but neither will water.

Shots are the glitter bombs of the alcohol world.

Toasting is like high-five for the insides.

I don’t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.

Technically, alcohol is a solution.

Surely a shot at noon means it’s bedtime somewhere.

Sip, sip, hooray!

Alcohol: because no great story ever start with a salad.

Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Running on espresso and sarcasm.

Sip happens.

I came, I drank, I don’t remember.

My body is a temple. It’s a shot factory.

Shots: Because no great story ever began with someone eating a salad.

Make it a double ? I’m not driving? the spaceship.

I don?t get drunk, I just get less classy and more fun.

Whiskey doesn’t ask silly questions, whiskey understands.

Alcohol – because no great love story started with a salad.

Caffeine and kindness.

What doesn’t kill me, makes my drinks stronger.

If life hands you lemons, make limoncello.

Put some whiskey in my coffee because it?s Ireland somewhere.

Pour decisions were made here.

Sip back and relax.

I drink coffee like it’s my day job.

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

You?re neat, can I keep you?

Here?s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life?s problems.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

When life hands you lemons, bust out the tequila and salt!

Irish Yoga: Downward facing up the shots.

Shots: Because life?s too short to sip.

One for the road, and another for the ditch.

Sip happens. It’s okay to wine.

Why limit happy to an hour? Break out the shots!

Smile, there’s gin!

Whiskey business.

Vodka is just awesome water.

Why have abs when you can have kebabs and shots?

Shots are the glitter of life.

Instant philosopher: just add alcohol.

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

Whiskey made me do it.

Drink triple, see double, act single.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the bar.

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.