Funny Shot Glass Sayings

I only drink on days that end in ‘y.’

Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a professional party starter.

In alcohol’s defense, I’ve done some pretty dumb things sober too.

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room at the bar.

Sip, sip, hooray!

I’m not a regular shot glass, I’m a cool shot glass.

Life is too short to drink bad tequila.

My favorite exercise is a tequila curl.

I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.

This shot glass has no filter.

I’m not drunk, I’m just speaking cursive.

Happy hour? I prefer happy hours!

Drink responsibly, but don’t spill it.

This shot glass is the perfect way to measure intoxication.

I don’t always take shots, but when I do, I make it count.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Party like a rockstar, drink like a fish.

My doctor says I need glasses, so I got shot glasses.

I can’t adult today, but I can drink like I’m

Shot glasses are the perfect size for my problems.

Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear. Tequila before noon, judgement comes too soon.

It’s not drinking alone if the cat is home.

Don’t cry over spilled shots, there’s always more where that came from.

When life gives you lemons, take a shot of tequila.

I don’t need a therapist, I have this shot glass.

Grey Goose, blue skies, and a good buzz in my eyes.

Life is a party, and this shot glass is my ticket.

Keep calm and drink on.

This shot glass is 100% proof that size doesn’t matter.

My favorite part of the day is happy hour.

I’m not a shot glass, I’m a tiny cup of awesomeness.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

I only drink on days that end in ‘y,’ and today is definitely one of those days.

Drink like a villain, party like a superhero.

Life is too short to drink bad vodka.

There’s only one way to find out how many shots is too many, and that’s to take one more.

Do I like shots? Sure. But I love the feeling of taking a shot with good friends even more.

I don’t always drink, but when I do, I prefer to do it out of a shot glass.

Cheers to making bad decisions and good memories.

Vodka, because adulting is hard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my shot glass is empty, and so are you.

When life hands you lemons, take a shot of tequila and call it a margarita.

This shot glass is my liquid courage.

In whiskey we trust.

I drink responsibly. Sometimes, I drink while making responsible decisions.

Forget about glass slippers, this shot glass is the perfect fit for my princess lifestyle.

I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m a lightweight party animal.

This shot glass is my spirit animal.