Funny Sewing Sayings that Stitchers will Relate to

I’m on a sewing diet. I’ve had more than my seam’s worth!

Sew much fabric, sew little time.

Keep calm and carry yarn!

Sew you think you can stitch?

Sewing forever, housework whenever.

Tailors don’t retire, they just seem stressed!

Born to sew, forced to work.

Life isn’t always Sew-Sew.

I sew therefore I rip!

Life is short, buy the fabric.

Sewing mends the soul.

Cut, stitch, repeat.

First I drink the coffee, then I sew the things.

Sewing is not a hobby, it’s a survival skill.

I am just a bobbin along!

Sewist: One who creates magic with fabric, thread and a sewing machine.

Once you pop, you can’t stop… unpicking seams.

A stitch in time saves nine… unless you’re using a seam ripper.

Warning: This person may talk about sewing at any time.

I craft, therefore, I hoard fabric.

Sewing mends the soul.

Sewing forever, housework whenever.

My sewing room is my happy place.

Born to sew, forced to work.

I sew, therefore, I rip.

When life gives you scraps, make a quilt.

She believed she could sew, so she did.

Keep calm and press on.

Sewing is cheaper than therapy.

Sewing, it’s cheaper than a psychiatrist.

I’m a sewing addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m on the road to the fabric store.

I’d rather be sewing.

Life is short, buy the fabric.

Weekend forecast: sewing with no chance of cleaning or cooking.

Sewing seeds of love.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised at the fabric store.

Sorry, I can’t. I have sewing to do.

Eat. Sleep. Sew. Repeat.

A day spent sewing is a day well spent.

Sew much fabric, sew little time.

Sewing mends the soul.

My sewing room isn’t messy, it’s ‘creatively chaotic’.

I’m a seamstress, not a magician!

Life is short – buy the fabric!

Sew much fabric, sew little time!

This is my happy hour. Sewing machine time!

Eat. Sleep. Sew. Repeat.

Sewing: cheaper than therapy!

Who needs a shrink when there’s a sewing machine?

One more row, I whispered 2 hours ago.

I sew, therefore I rip!

Sewing forever, housework whenever!

Happiness is a full bobbin.

Real heroes don’t wear capes they wear thimbles.

My sewing room is my happy place.

Quilting is my cardio!

Yes, I really do need all that fabric.

Sew on and sew forth.

I’d sew but I can’t seem to find my glass of wine.

To quilt, or not to quilt? That’s a silly question!

Behind every sewer is a huge pile of fabric.

Sewing can bring you closer to insanity than anything else.

Sewist: Because stitching queen is not an official job title.

Keep your friends close and your seam ripper closer.

Blessed are the children of the piecemakers, for they shall inherit the quilts!