Funny Self-Centered Quotes
I’m not self-centered, I’m just centered around awesomeness.
Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
I don’t always talk about myself, but when I do, I’m hilarious.
I love talking about myself because I never get tired of hearing how amazing I am.
I’m so self-centered, even my shadow follows me around.
I’m not conceited. I’m just convinced of my awesomeness.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just in a long-term relationship with myself.
I’m sorry, did someone say something that wasn’t about me?
I’m not self-centered, I’m just surrounded by mere mortals.
I don’t need to be validated, I already know I’m amazing.
I’m not self-centered, I just have a high self-esteem.
I’m the star of my own show, and everyone else is just an extra.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just the center of the universe.
I’m not self-centered, I just shine too brightly for others to handle.
I’m not selfish, I just know what’s best for me.
I’m not self-centered, the world just revolves around me.
I don’t have an ego, I have an awesomeness detector.
I’m not conceited, I’m confident enough for everyone.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at being me.
I don’t need your approval, I have my own fan club.
Funny Self-Centered Quotes part 2
I’m not self-centered, I just have a flair for self-expression.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just a master of self-promotion.
I’m not selfish, I’m just really good at putting myself first.
I’m not self-centered, I just know how to appreciate myself.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just a one-person party.
I’m not conceited, I’m just photogenic with an amazing personality.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just confident enough to know my own worth.
I’m not selfish, I’m just better at taking care of myself than others.
I’m not self-centered, I just have a natural ability to steal the spotlight.
I’m not conceited, I’m just comfortable in my own skin.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at being the center of attention.
I’m not selfish, I just know how to make myself a priority.
I don’t have an ego, I have a magnetic personality.
I’m not self-centered, I just know how to shine in a room full of stars.
I’m not conceited, I just have an abundance of self-confidence.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at making people wish they were me.
I’m not selfish, I’m just focused on my own happiness.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just naturally inclined to be the center of attention.
I’m not conceited, I just have a healthy love for myself.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at being the life of the party.
I’m not selfish, I just know how to prioritize my own needs.
I don’t have an ego, I have an extraordinary sense of self.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just really good at embracing my fabulousness.
I’m not conceited, I’m just fortunate to have such an amazing person like myself.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just genetically predisposed to being awesome.
I’m not selfish, I just know how to make myself happy.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just exceptionally good at being myself.
I’m not conceited, I’m just a master of self-love.
I’m not self-centered, I’m just naturally inclined to hog the spotlight.
I’m not selfish, I’m just better at looking out for myself than others.