Funny Sayings and Quotes: The Tequila Edition

Tequila might not solve your problems, but it’s a worthy shot.

Save water, drink tequila.

Tequila is the answer, I don’t remember the question.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila… floor.

Life and tequila are very similar – Chill for best results.

Keep your friends close and your tequila closer.

Tequila is the glue holding this 2020 show together.

I’ve never met a tequila shot I didn’t like.

Tequila doesn’t make bad decisions; it makes good stories.

Tequila might not fix everything, but it?s worth a shot.

Tequila tastes like bad decisions and unforgettable nights.

With a little salt and lime, everything’s fine.

Everyone needs a hobby. Mine is tequila.

I have mixed drinks about feelings, preferably tequila.

Trust me, you can dance – Tequila.

Tequila: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

It’s tequila o’clock somewhere.

Tequila – Helping people lower their standards one shot at a time.

Tequila ? It?s like duct tape, it fixes nearly everything.

Sip it… don’t shoot it. Tequila has feelings too.

Tequila: because it’s never a good story if it starts with salad.

Tequila probably won’t fix my problems, but it’s worth a shot.

Tequila: because sometimes water just doesn’t do the trick.

When life gives you lemons, slice those babies up and find some tequila.

I didn’t text you, Tequila did.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Tequila – the glue holding this 2020 shitshow together.

Tequila: liquid patience.

Trust me, you can dance. – Tequila

You say Tequila ruins lives. I say it just makes them more interesting.

Tequila is my spirit animal.

Wake up, smile and tell yourself: Today is my day for a Tequila.

Some call it alcoholism, I call it ‘living on the rocks with a twist of Tequila’.

Tequila ? cheaper than therapy.

Tequila, because no great story starts with someone eating a salad.

Sip me baby one more time – Tequila.

Tequila may not be the answer, but it certainly makes you forget the question.

Take a shot of Tequila instead of taking an L.

Tequila: Making even the worst dancers think they can dance since

Tequila ? because you don’t need all those brain cells anyway.

Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Tequila tastes like bad decisions and unforgettable nights.

When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt!

The only solution for a bad day is tequila.

I didn’t text you, tequila did.

Wake up, smile and think: today could be a tequila day.

Tequila is cheaper than therapy.

Keep calm and take a tequila shot.

Tequila: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Trust me, you can dance – Tequila.

Tequila is the sunscreen that protects the heart from a sunburn.

Life is grand with a margarita in hand.

Tequila revolves around good times.

Tequila, because it’s Mexico somewhere.

Sip happens. So does tequila.

Good tequila isn’t cheap. Cheap tequila isn’t good.

With tequila, every party becomes a fiesta.

Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone spills the tequila.

Tequila?it’s liquid courage.