Funny safety quotes

Safety doesn’t take a day off, but I do!

Safety first, because accidents last!

If you think safety is a pain, try having an accident!

Working with caution is way cooler than wearing a cast!

Safety is no joke, but a funny quote can make it stick!

If safety was a superhero, I would be its sidekick!

Don’t be a fool, safety is cool!

Safety is like a seatbelt, it’s better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it!

Work safely, or you’ll end up on the blooper reel!

Accidents happen, but safety precautions prevent them!

Safety is not just another four-letter word!

Playing it safe is like wearing a helmet for your whole life – it may seem unnecessary, but it keeps you protected!

Safety doesn’t happen by accident!

Don’t be careless, it’s not worth the embarrassment!

Better to be safe than to be sorry – and then call in sick!

Safety is a team effort – because we’re all in this together!

Safety: the spice that brings flavor to life!

Safety is like a good joke – it’s all about timing!

Don’t worry, be safety!

Safety tip of the day: don’t trip on your own shoelaces!

I put the ‘fun’ in safety, but not in an unsafe way!

Safety is like a good hair day – it may not always be glamorous, but it keeps you out of trouble!

Caution: working without safety precautions can lead to a sudden increase in clumsiness!

Safety is like a comfortable pair of shoes – you don’t notice it until you step on something sharp!

Laughing is good for your health, but safety is good for your life!

Safety is like a superhero cape – it makes you feel invincible!

Safety is like a good dance partner – it keeps you on your toes!

Dear accidents, please don’t visit me today. Sincerely, a safety-conscious employee.

I may not have nine lives, but I do have safety guidelines!

Accidents are funny only when they happen to someone else – so let’s keep it that way!

Don’t be a fool, check for safety rules!

Safety is like an invisible shield – you may not see it, but it’s always there to protect you!

Safety is like a good joke – it’s better when everyone gets it!

Smile! Safety doesn’t guarantee happiness, but it’s a good start!

Safety is like a smooth ride – buckle up and enjoy it!

Accidents are like a punchline – it’s better when they’re unexpected!

Safety is not just a word, it’s a way of life – a funny way, that is!

Don’t be reckless, or you’ll end up looking like Wile E. Coyote!

Working safely is like a magic trick – you never know what could have gone wrong!

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Safety is like a good book – it keeps you engaged and prevents plot twists!

Safety is like a good punchline – don’t forget the setup!

Pardon the interruption, but safety is our main attraction!

Don’t forget to laugh, but also don’t forget your safety gear!

Safety is like a good comedy show – it’s all about the timing!

No one wants to be the punchline of a safety-related joke!

Working safely is like a never-ending comedy sketch – you never know what could happen next!

Safety is like a good party – it’s better when everyone follows the rules!

Safety is like a box of chocolates – you never know what accident you’re gonna get!

Laughing is good for the soul, but safety is good for the body – so let’s combine them both!