Funny Romantic Quotes

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts.

You stole a pizza my heart.

I love you like a pig loves mud.

My love for you is like a never-ending buffet, always wanting more.

I’m like a squirrel chasing after your heart, always nuts for you.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together forever.

You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You’re the reason why even the alphabet skips ‘D’ and ‘E’, because they couldn’t handle how cute we are together.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

Funny Romantic Quotes part 2

If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Or left. I just want to be with you.

They say love is blind, but I’m pretty sure you’re the reason why I need glasses.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

You might not be a genie, but you still make all my wishes come true.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts.

You stole a pizza my heart.

I love you like a pig loves mud.

My love for you is like a never-ending buffet, always wanting more.

I’m like a squirrel chasing after your heart, always nuts for you.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together forever.

You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You’re the reason why even the alphabet skips ‘D’ and ‘E’, because they couldn’t handle how cute we are together.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right. Or left. I just want to be with you.

They say love is blind, but I’m pretty sure you’re the reason why I need glasses.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

You might not be a genie, but you still make all my wishes come true.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.