Funny Relationship Quotes

A successful relationship is just two imperfect people refusing to give up on each other.

A relationship should be built on love, laughter, and a little bit of sarcasm.

Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy and steal the covers.

If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months about it.

Being in a relationship is like being on a roller coaster. Sometimes you’re screaming in fear, and other times you’re laughing uncontrollably.

Relationships are like smartphones. You constantly have to be charging them up.

In a relationship, don’t count the hours you spend together; count the laughs you share.

Love is sharing your popcorn even when you want to eat the whole bag yourself.

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

The secret to a happy relationship is a sense of humor and a short memory.

A good relationship is when your partner knows how you take your coffee, even if they don’t drink it themselves.

A successful relationship is built on love, trust, and the ability to enjoy each other’s weirdness.

The best way to keep your relationship alive is by constantly making fun of each other.

Love is blind, marriage is an eye-opener, and divorce is a forceps.

A relationship is like a game of chess. One wrong move, and your queen will end up being taken.

Don’t worry if your partner doesn’t complete you. A relationship is not a puzzle – it’s a two-pizza kind of thing.

Funny Relationship Quotes part 2

Falling in love is easy, staying in love requires a sense of humor.

I love you more than I love Netflix, but please don’t ask me to choose.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

A good relationship is when someone accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future stupidity.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

Relationships are like puzzles. Sometimes you just need to take a break and look at the bigger picture.

Love is swapping your fries for their onion rings without hesitation.

If love is blind, marriage is like opening your eyes underwater.

The best relationships are the ones where you can act like total idiots together.

In a relationship, one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Love is finding someone who looks at you like you’re their favorite pizza.

A good relationship is built on equal parts love, trust, and a shared hatred for doing the dishes.

Love is sharing your food and your deepest, darkest secrets.

Relationships are like skis. If one person falls, the other should yell, ‘Pizza!’

True love means accepting each other’s weird habits and still wanting to share a bathroom.

A relationship without laughter is like a song without a melody – it just doesn’t work.

The key to a successful relationship is never going to bed angry. Unless someone ate the last slice of pizza, then all bets are off.

Love is when someone knows all your flaws and still finds you absolutely cute.

Being in a relationship is like a marathon. No matter how tired you are, you keep pushing through until the finish line.

A good relationship is built on trust, laughter, and the ability to discreetly pass gas in front of each other.

Love is knowing that no matter how messy life gets, someone will always be there to hold your hand and say, ‘We’ll figure it out.’

In a relationship, the best kind of pillow talk is about food and future vacation plans.

Love is not having to hold in your farts around each other.

A successful relationship is finding someone who will annoy you the least out of everyone else you know.

Being in a relationship means having a built-in teammate for all of life’s adventures, and someone to blame when things go wrong.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

A relationship without trust is like a phone without a signal. You end up playing games.

Love is surviving each other’s cooking experiments without ordering takeout.

The best relationships are the ones where you can be weird together and still have the most fun.