Funny Quotes About Mothers and Daughters

I asked my mother how to do my hair and she told me to just put a hat on.

My mother always reminds me that I’m not allowed to have a bad hair day because it reflects poorly on her.

My mother’s advice for dealing with stress: just take a deep breath and ask her to do it for you.

I asked my mother if I could borrow her clothes and she said ‘Sure, just make sure you return them to me in 10 years.’

My mother always tells me that I should never settle for anything less than a man who can cook as well as she does.

My mother’s version of a healthy snack is a piece of fruit… on top of a piece of cake.

I asked my mother if she could help me with my homework and she said ‘Sorry, I don’t speak math.’

My mother always says that I should be grateful she never revealed all of my embarrassing childhood stories… yet.

My mother’s love language is definitely food. She always shows her affection by making me eat more than I can handle.

I asked my mother if she could give me some fashion advice and she said ‘Why? So you can dress like me?’

My mother always tells me that she loves me more than anything, except for maybe her favorite TV show.

My mother’s idea of a fun family outing is going to the supermarket and spending hours walking up and down the aisles.

I asked my mother what she thought of my new haircut and she said ‘Well, it definitely looks… different.’

Funny Quotes About Mothers and Daughters part 2

My mother always reminds me that I should never underestimate the power of a good nap.

My mother’s philosophy on life can be summed up in two words: ‘Always eat.’

I asked my mother why she never takes selfies and she said ‘I don’t need to, everyone already knows I’m fabulous.’

My mother always tells me that she knows everything, except for how to operate the TV remote.

My mother’s favorite form of exercise is lifting heavy bags of groceries.

I asked my mother if she had any embarrassing photos of me and she said ‘Too many to count.’

My mother always says that I should never trust a person who doesn’t love dessert.

My mother’s secret to staying youthful? Lots and lots of moisturizer… and a little bit of magic.

I asked my mother why she never goes to the gym and she said ‘I already have enough weights to lift at home.’

My mother always tells me that I should never date a man who doesn’t make her laugh as much as I do.

My mother’s idea of a perfectly balanced meal is a slice of pizza in each hand.

I asked my mother if she had any regrets in life and she said ‘Only that I didn’t eat more cake.’

My mother always says that I should never waste my time on someone who doesn’t appreciate my sarcasm.

My mother’s favorite form of relaxation is binge-watching her favorite TV shows and calling it ‘research.’

I asked my mother if she could give me some dating advice and she said ‘Just be yourself… unless you’re boring.’

My mother always tells me that I should never trust a person who doesn’t appreciate a good pun.

My mother’s secret to staying positive? Surrounding herself with people who make her laugh… and lots of chocolate.

I asked my mother what she thought of my new outfit and she said ‘Well, it’s definitely a choice.’

My mother always says that I should never underestimate the power of a good nap… or a good cup of coffee.

My mother’s favorite form of exercise is lifting heavy bags of groceries… and her credit card.

I asked my mother why she never takes selfies and she said ‘I don’t need to, everyone already knows I’m fabulous.’

My mother always tells me that she knows everything, except for how to operate the TV remote.

My mother’s philosophy on life can be summed up in two words: ‘Always eat.’

I asked my mother why she never goes to the gym and she said ‘I already have enough weights to lift at home.’

My mother always says that I should never date a man who doesn’t make her laugh as much as I do.

My mother’s idea of a perfectly balanced meal is a slice of pizza in each hand.

I asked my mother if she had any regrets in life and she said ‘Only that I didn’t eat more cake.’

My mother always tells me that I should never waste my time on someone who doesn’t appreciate my sarcasm.

My mother’s favorite form of relaxation is binge-watching her favorite TV shows and calling it ‘research.’

I asked my mother if she could give me some dating advice and she said ‘Just be yourself… unless you’re boring.’

My mother always says that I should never trust a person who doesn’t appreciate a good pun.

My mother’s secret to staying positive? Surrounding herself with people who make her laugh… and lots of chocolate.

I asked my mother what she thought of my new outfit and she said ‘Well, it’s definitely a choice.’

My mother always tells me that I should never underestimate the power of a good nap… or a good cup of coffee.

My mother’s favorite form of exercise is lifting heavy bags of groceries… and her credit card.

I asked my mother why she never takes selfies and she said ‘I don’t need to, everyone already knows I’m fabulous.’

My mother always says that she knows everything, except for how to operate the TV remote.