Funny Quotes About Life Struggles

Life is like a roller coaster: full of ups and downs, and sometimes you just want to throw up.

Life’s greatest struggle is trying to eat a Dorito without leaving orange residue on your fingers.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for chocolate.

Sometimes I feel like my life is a sitcom and I’m just the awkward side character.

Life is like a puzzle, except someone took away half the pieces and replaced them with extra hard ones.

Life is too short to wear boring socks.

The struggle of trying to unwrap a Starburst without making noise should be an Olympic sport.

Life is like a box of chocolates, but half the box is filled with those weird, unidentifiable ones.

Trying to parallel park is proof that life is a never-ending series of small humiliations.

Life is too short to fold fitted sheets.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

The secret to a happy life is finding that one friend who always has snacks.

Life is a constant struggle between wanting to sleep and wanting to eat.

Life is like a game of chess, except the board is on fire, the pieces are made of glass, and the rules make no sense.

The struggle is real when you can’t find your phone, even though it’s in your hand.

Life is like a treadmill: you run and run, but never seem to get anywhere.

I’m not a control freak, I just need everyone to do things exactly how I want them to.

Life is full of tough choices, like deciding between pizza or tacos for dinner.

The struggle to find the end of a roll of tape is a metaphor for life’s elusive finish lines.

Life is like a bubble wrap, you pop one problem and three more appear.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party.

Life’s a journey, but sometimes it feels like I left my map at home.

The hardest decision in life is choosing between Netflix and actually being productive.

Life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and wanting to eat an entire pizza.

In the game of life, I’m the one constantly losing at rock-paper-scissors.

Life is like a snow globe; you shake it up and hope everything settles down eventually.

The struggle is real when you can’t open a bag of chips without spilling half of it.

Life is like a box of crayons; sometimes you just have to color outside the lines.

The struggle of trying to eat a salad while your friends indulge in pizza is a test of willpower.

Life is a constant battle between wanting to save money and wanting to buy more shoes.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone’s eyes and run away.

Life is too short to take everything seriously. So, laugh at yourself, even if nobody else does.

The struggle of trying to take a cute selfie while having a double chin is real.

Life is like a rubber band; sometimes you have to stretch yourself to reach your goals.

The hardest part of life is convincing yourself that you actually need to go to the gym.

Life is like a vending machine; you never know what you’re gonna get, but most of the time it’s disappointing.

The struggle of trying to pronounce ‘Worcestershire sauce’ is a metaphor for life’s challenges.

Life is like a maze, and I always end up running into dead ends and getting lost.

The hardest part of life is pretending to be normal when you’re actually a weirdo.

Life is a series of awkward encounters with people you barely know.

The struggle of trying to put on a fitted bed sheet is enough to make you question your existence.

In life, it’s better to be weird and happy than ‘normal’ and miserable.

Life is like a pencil; the more you sharpen it, the shorter it gets.

The struggle of trying to open a plastic bag at the grocery store is a true test of strength.

Life is too short for boring conversations and bad coffee.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or squeeze them in someone’s eyes and see how they like it.

Life is like a game of Monopoly; you start off with a lot of money and end up bankrupt.

The hardest part of life is realizing that you’re not as cool as you thought you were in high school.

Life is a constant battle between wanting to be productive and wanting to binge-watch Netflix.

The struggle of trying to figure out what to wear is the most challenging decision of my day.