Funny quotes about friends

A true friend is someone who thinks that you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer

Friends are like bras – close to your heart and there for support.

If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my best friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean; they care if you have wine.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.’ – C.S. Lewis

A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter: my jeans or our friendship.

A good friend knows all your best stories, but a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.

A true friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Friendship is born when two people discover they aren’t alone in the world. – Unknown

A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you’re fooling everyone else.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your Wi-Fi connects automatically.

Funny quotes about friends part 2

Good friends offer advice; real friends offer vodka.

A true friend leaves paw prints on your heart.

Friends help you move, but best friends help you move bodies.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

Friends come and go. So does a best friend, sometimes with your clothes.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

Friends are the family you choose.

Good friends are like stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.

True friends are those rare people who come to find you in the dark and lead you back to the light.

A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A great friend adds booze.

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Friends: people who make you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.

A true friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.

Real friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.

Friends are like snowflakes; when you pee on them, they disappear.

Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.

A true friend is someone who will always be there, no matter the distance or the time passed.

Friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.

A true friend is one who thinks you are a nut but loves you anyway.

Friends are the chocolate chips in the cookie of life.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. – Woodrow Wilson

Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.

A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.

Best friends are the ones you can only be mad at for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends are like stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they are always there shining for you.

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.