Funny Quotes About Age

Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted!

I’m not aging, I’m just becoming a classic!

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up!

Age is mandatory, maturity is optional.

I don’t suffer from old age, I enjoy every minute of it!

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

I’m like fine wine, getting better with age and a lot more expensive!

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.

I’m not old, I’m a young person with a lot of experience!

I’m not over the hill, I’m on top of it!

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

I’m not old, I’m a classic edition!

I don’t have birthdays, I level up!

Getting older is a piece of cake…with extra candles!

I’m not aging, I’m just evolving into a more fabulous version of myself.

I’m not old, I’m a limited edition!

I may be getting older, but at least my jokes are getting better!

Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap of laughter!

I’m not old, I’m well-seasoned.

I don’t need anti-aging creams, I need pro-aging ones!

I may be getting older, but my spirit animal is still a teenager.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional…thank goodness!

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted!

I may be getting older, but my spirit is forever young!

I’m not old, I’m a collector’s item!

Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted for a reason!

I’m not aging, I’m just leveling up!

I don’t have birthdays, I have birth-yays!

I may be getting older, but my dance moves are still on point!

I’m not old, I’m perfectly aged.

I don’t have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights!

Age is just a reminder that I’ve survived another trip around the sun!

I’m not getting older, I’m just increasing in value!

I’m not old, I’m vintage classic!

Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted for a reason!

I’m not aging, I’m just leveling up!

I don’t have birthdays, I have birth-yays!

I may be getting older, but my dance moves are still on point!

I’m not old, I’m perfectly aged.

I don’t have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights!

Age is just a reminder that I’ve survived another trip around the sun!

I’m not getting older, I’m just increasing in value!

I’m not old, I’m vintage classic!

Growing old is a choice, growing up is entirely optional.

I may be getting older, but my wit is forever young.

Age is just a number, wrinkles are just genetic battle scars.

I’m not old, I’m just a classic edition.

I don’t age, I level up!

I’m not old, I’m just well-seasoned.

Age is just a number, and mine is meant to be kept top-secret!