Funny Packer Sayings: Tickling Your Funny Bone While at Work

Packing: The art of stuffing 10 pounds of stuff into a 5-pound box.

I got 99 problems, but packing ain’t one.

Keep calm and let me pack.

Obsessive Compulsive Packing Disorder.

I’m a packing machine.

Packing, where Tetris skills come into real life.

Pack it up, pack it in, let the travels begin.

Packing: Less is more, except it’s not.

Packing ? some call it torture, I call it a sport.

No, I can?t ?pack lightly?. I?m a Packer, It?s kind of my thing.

One does not simply pack all his things efficiently.

Give a Pack Rat a box and they will fill it.

I have a PHD – Professional Handling of Deliverables.

I put the ‘pro’ in ‘procrastinate with packing’.

Why pack lightly when you can pack the entire house?

Do I have too much stuff, or is my suitcase too small?

Life is short. Take half the clothes and twice the money!

Rule of packing: If you think you might need it – pack it!

I dream in suitcase colors.

The world is a box, and I’m the packer.

Packing: the only time you realize you own too much stuff.

Who knew packing could be an extreme sport?

Will pack for travel.

I’m a packing wizard, keep calm and let me work my magic.

Pack it up, pack it in, let the adventure begin!

I swear I’m a unpacking ninja… I can’t see half of the things I’ve packed.

I’m not a hoarder, I’m a professional packer.

Packets are temporary, unpacking is forever.

Keep calm and let the packing professionals do their job.

I’m either going on an adventure or about to open a postal service…too much packing!

Packing brings out the Tetris skills in me.

Roll it, fold it, stuff it, pack it!

Packing: a real-life version of Jenga.

Keep calm and carry-on…packing!

I pack therefore I am… moving.

Some people are hoarders, I prefer packing specialist.

Pack light, live heavy.

Take only what you need, pack everything you want.

I have nothing to declare besides my packing skills.

Packing is a journey, unpacking is a destination.

My packing superpower? I can squeeze a dresser into a suitcase.

Packing: because every experienced traveler knows it’s a game of inches.

I’m not a magician but with enough duct tape, I can pack anything.

I’m a packer, not a magician. But sometimes I can’t see the difference.

Caution: packer at work! Unwanted items may disappear.

I’m so good at packing, I could fit an elephant in a suitcase!

Packing: The only sport where Tetris skills come in handy.

Life is like packing a suitcase, it’s all about what you take and what you leave behind.

Being a packer is my cardio.

We pack the world in boxes, one room at a time.

Packing: transforming homes into boxes since… well, forever.

I pack therefore I am.

I’m a packer. I solve puzzles for a living.

Keep calm and let the packer handle it.

?I can?t help to Yodel when I see empty boxes.?

?I challenge the laws of physics. One box at a time.?

?I don?t unpack, I create reverse miracles.?

?Life tip: unpacking is overrated.?

?One person’s junk is another packer’s treasure.?

Packing: Where ‘one more thing’ becomes ‘one more box’.

They see an empty box, I see a packing challenge.

Packing vibes only!

Packed with perfection, shipped with care.