Funny Narcissist Quotes that Will Make You Laugh and Think

I don’t need your approval, I approve of myself.

I’m not a narcissist, I’m just better than you.

Some people think I’m a narcissist. I just think I’m better at things than everyone else.

My favorite part of the day? Looking in a mirror, of course.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I happen to be the beholder.

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

Why always ‘me’? Because ‘me’ is the best, that’s why.

I don’t have an ego, I just love how awesome I am.

Yes, I’m a narcissist. No, it’s not my problem.

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

I’m sorry, I didn?t realize you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it.

I’m not always right but when I am, it’s usually all the time.

There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is in ‘win’.

I may be a narcissist, but at least I’m good at it.

I?m not a control freak. But I?d really like to be in charge, that?s all.

Yes, I am a narcissist, and yes, your opinion of me still does not matter.

No, I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.

I can?t help but to shine so bright, the sun gets jealous of me.

You only live once? False. You live everyday. You only die once.

Who needs friends when you can have fans?

Narcissus has nothing on me. I didn’t fall in love with my reflection, it fell in love with me.

I’m not a narcissist, but if I was, I would be the best one.

I don’t need a partner to complete me. I complete me!

If you’re going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Remember, I’m not perfect… A shocker, I know.

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy. All I’m saying is I must be a fortune.

I couldn?t find any heroes, so I became one.

I’m a narcissist, but I’m the charming kind.

Some people call it narcissism, I call it self-admire.

Don’t stand too close to the heater, darling. Plastic melts.

I?m not a narcissist, but why should I look at you when I can look at me?

Be careful with mirrors, they tend to bring out my best feature: me.

I?m a modest person. In fact, I?m so modest, I can admit being a perfect narcissist.

I love me, myself, and I. I think that?s the best love triangle ever.

I’m the whole package: Ego, Neuroses, and irresistibility included.

There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays. It should be my birthday!

The only thing better than being famous is being infamous.

Self-absorption in all its forms kills empathy, let alone compassion. Except in my case. – says every narcissist.

I don’t need your approval, I have my own.

The more of me I be, the clearer I can see. And I see only me.

My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments. All revolving around me.

Sorry I can?t hear you, my awesomeness is in the way.

Finally, I looked in the mirror, and good-looking people are always interesting to watch. But the most interesting person is me.

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? It’s me, isn’t it?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, the one I see is always standing tall.

If I were to play hide and seek, I?d hide in the mirror. I mean, nobody would think of looking for me there.

Life is like a mirror. I definitely like what I see when I?m looking at it.

I don?t see the cup as half empty or half full but rather as completely full of me.

I am the salt of the earth and the light of the world. Problem is – I’m also allergic to myself. Go figure.

Do you know that moment when you walk in a room and realize that the smartest person has arrived? That’s me. Every time.

I am not self-absorbed, I’m just captivated by my own awesomeness.

If I could play a sport, it would be mirror gazing. I’d win the gold.

I don’t hold conversations, I hold court.

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem.

I’m so fabulous, even the mirror blushes when I look at it.

My selfie stick and I ? a better lovestory than Twilight.

I’m not always right but when I am, it’s usually all the time.

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I don’t need your approval, I’ve got mine.

I’ve stopped fighting my inner demons, we’re on the same side now.

Why be a king when you can be a god.

The only thing better than being talked about is being me.

I am not self-centered. The world just revolves around me.

I’m a star. Not a fallen one, I’m rising.

Mirrors don’t lie. Lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.

Trust me, I’m much better than my reputation.

When I say ‘I love you’, I usually mean ‘me’.

I’m so interesting, even I get lost in conversations with myself.

Yes, I am a narcissist, and yes, that makes me more interesting than you.

My favorite thing about me? I’m always the guest of honor at my own party.