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Funny Movie Quotes That Will Leave You in Stitches

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. – Notting Hill

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

I’m the king of the world! – Titanic

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. – Fight Club

I may be a f*cked up delinquent, but I’m an American delinquent! – The Breakfast Club

You can’t handle the truth! – A Few Good Men

I volunteer as tribute! – The Hunger Games

I feel the need… the need for speed! – Top Gun

I’m in a glass case of emotion! – Anchorman

Honey, where’s my super suit? – The Incredibles

You had me at hello. – Jerry Maguire

Funny Movie Quotes That Will Leave You in Stitches part 2

I’ll have what she’s having. – When Harry Met Sally

As you wish. – The Princess Bride

I see dead people. – The Sixth Sense

Why so serious? – The Dark Knight

There’s no place like home. – The Wizard of Oz

I’ll be back. – The Terminator

To infinity and beyond! – Toy Story

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. – The Godfather Part II

It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. – The Hangover

I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. – Forrest Gump

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather

Go ahead, make my day. – Sudden Impact

Do or do not. There is no try. – Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back

I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Houston, we have a problem. – Apollo 13

You talking to me? – Taxi Driver

Here’s Johnny! – The Shining

I’m king of the world! – Titanic

Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. – The Wizard of Oz

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! – Dr. Strangelove

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. – Who Framed Roger Rabbit

You’re gonna need a bigger boat. – Jaws

You’re killin’ me, Smalls! – The Sandlot

I’ll be there for you. – Friend

Life’s a garden, dig it. – Joe Dirt

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ’em. – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

I’m the dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. – The Big Lebowski

You can’t sit with us! – Mean Girls

I fart in your general direction. – Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. – Airplane!

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. – Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested. – The Big Bang Theory

Some people are worth melting for. – Frozen

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. – Notting Hill

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

I’m the king of the world! – Titanic

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. – Fight Club

I may be a f*cked up delinquent, but I’m an American delinquent! – The Breakfast Club

You can’t handle the truth! – A Few Good Men

I volunteer as tribute! – The Hunger Games

I feel the need… the need for speed! – Top Gun

I’m in a glass case of emotion! – Anchorman

Honey, where’s my super suit? – The Incredibles

You had me at hello. – Jerry Maguire

I’ll have what she’s having. – When Harry Met Sally

As you wish. – The Princess Bride

I see dead people. – The Sixth Sense

Why so serious? – The Dark Knight

There’s no place like home. – The Wizard of Oz

I’ll be back. – The Terminator

To infinity and beyond! – Toy Story

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. – The Godfather Part II

It’s not a man purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. – The Hangover

I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. – Forrest Gump

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather

Go ahead, make my day. – Sudden Impact

Do or do not. There is no try. – Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back

I find your lack of faith disturbing. – Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope

Houston, we have a problem. – Apollo 13

You talking to me? – Taxi Driver

Here’s Johnny! – The Shining

I’m king of the world! – Titanic

Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. – The Wizard of Oz

Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room! – Dr. Strangelove

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. – Who Framed Roger Rabbit

You’re gonna need a bigger boat. – Jaws

You’re killin’ me, Smalls! – The Sandlot

I’ll be there for you. – Friend

Life’s a garden, dig it. – Joe Dirt

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ’em. – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

I’m the dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. – The Big Lebowski

You can’t sit with us! – Mean Girls

I fart in your general direction. – Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. – Airplane!

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. – Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested. – The Big Bang Theory

Some people are worth melting for. – Frozen

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