Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Love is being stupid together, that’s why I chose you!
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Love is like a cup of coffee, it’s hot, it wakes you up, and sometimes it keeps you up all night.
I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot.
Love is like a fart, if you try to hold it in, you’ll end up exploding.
You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the bacon to my eggs, and the Nutella to my spoon.
Love is like a box of chocolates, sometimes it’s sweet, sometimes it’s just a hot mess.
I love you, even though you snore like a chainsaw.
Love is like a roller coaster, it can make you scream in fear or laugh with joy.
You stole a pizza my heart, and I’m not even mad.
Love is like a selfie, it needs good lighting and a good filter to look perfect.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true, at least for tonight.
Love is like a microwave, it’s great for a quick fix but can lead to a meltdown if you’re not careful.
I love you more than I love my phone. And trust me, that’s saying a lot.
Falling in love with you was the best decision I ever made, except for that one time I ate an entire cake by myself.
Love is like a workout, it can make you sweat, but it’s totally worth it for that happy feeling afterwards.
I can’t promise you the world, but I can promise you my undying love and an endless supply of dad jokes.
Love is like a dance, sometimes you step on each other’s toes, but the music keeps playing.
You’re the only one I’d share my pizza with, and that’s saying a lot.
Love is like a puzzle, it’s confusing, frustrating, and sometimes you just want to throw it out the window. But once you figure it out, it’s pretty amazing.
I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts. And that’s a lot.
Love is like a game of Twister, it’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a compromising position.
I’ll love you until the cows come home. And if they don’t, I’ll go find them and bring them home myself.
Love is like a good book, it can take you on a wild adventure without ever leaving your bed.
I love you more than a dog loves its tail. And trust me, that’s a lot.
Love is like a taco, it’s messy, but you can’t help but keep coming back for more.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together forever.
Love is like a magic trick, it can make you feel like you’re floating on air one minute and pulling a rabbit out of a hat the next.
You’re my favorite notification on my phone, even better than a 50% off sale.
Love is like a pair of socks, it can always keep you warm, even on the coldest days.
I love you more than a kid loves candy. And that’s a lot.
Love is like a traffic jam, it can be frustrating, but it’s worth it for the destination.
You’re the jelly to my peanut butter, the ketchup to my fries, and the sprinkles to my ice cream.
Love is like a campfire, it’s warm, it brings people together, and sometimes it can get a little out of control.
I love you more than a sloth loves naps. And trust me, that’s a lot.
Love is like a rainbow, it’s beautiful, but it can be elusive and disappear when you least expect it.
You’re the wifi to my phone, I can’t live without you.
Love is like a song, sometimes it’s a catchy tune, and sometimes it’s just a bunch of noise.
I love you more than a kid loves recess. And that’s saying something.
Love is like a pair of shoes, it can take you on a wild journey and make you feel fabulous.
You’re the avocado to my toast, the cheese to my sandwich, and the marshmallow to my hot chocolate.
Love is like a roller skating rink, it’s full of ups and downs, but it’s always a fun ride.
I love you more than a couch potato loves their TV remote. And trust me, that’s a lot.
Love is like a magic spell, it can make everything seem brighter and more colorful.
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