Funny Labor Day Quotes
Labor Day: when we celebrate the fact that even our vacation time requires a lot of work!
I may not be working today, but I’m still on the clock for some laughs!
Labor Day: the only day we’re allowed to rest from all our resting!
Can we take a moment to appreciate that ‘labor’ has the word ‘lab’ in it? It’s like we’re all scientists of productivity!
On Labor Day, I like to pretend I’m being productive by watching DIY videos while eating chips on the couch.
Work hard, play hard, nap even harder – that’s the true spirit of Labor Day!
I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy my work break on Labor Day!
Labor Day is a reminder that even our laziness needs a holiday!
Here’s to all the people who can turn a 10-minute task into a 10-hour project!
Labor Day: a day dedicated to napping like it’s an Olympic sport!
The best part about Labor Day is pretending to be too tired to do anything but relax.
Labor Day: the perfect excuse to trade your work for a day of leisure and laughter!
I’m taking Labor Day off, so if anyone needs me, I’ll be horizontal and happy!
Just because it’s Labor Day doesn’t mean I can’t multitask – I’m simultaneously relaxing and having a blast!
Labor Day: the day we all pretend we’re motivated to do productive things, but actually we just want to have fun.
Who needs a labor union when you can have a laughter union on Labor Day?
Labor Day is the one day where it’s socially acceptable to wear your pajamas and call it ‘work attire’!
On Labor Day, I’m the CEO of the Couch Potato Corporation!
Nothing says ‘rest and relaxation’ like Labor Day – except maybe a hammock and a tropical island!
Labor Day: the unofficial holiday of doing absolutely nothing and feeling absolutely great about it!
Work is important, but on Labor Day, laughter is our top priority!
Today we celebrate the hard work of those who paved the way for our ability to procrastinate!
My productivity levels on Labor Day are on par with a sloth on a sunny day.
Labor Day: the annual reminder that we’re all experts at taking breaks!
Labor Day: where the only thing I’m laboring over is deciding which movie to watch!
I’m on strike for Labor Day – no work, just fun!
Labor Day: the day when I can finally let my hobbies turn into full-time jobs!
On Labor Day, I don’t have a work-life balance; I just have a life balance.
I’ve been working really hard all year to become the champion of leisure on Labor Day!
Labor Day: the perfect opportunity to bring out your inner CEO (Chief Entertainment Officer)!
I don’t usually labor, but when I do, it’s on Labor Day!
Labor Day: the day I trade in my laptop for a hammock and my keyboard for a book!
Work? Not today! There are way too many lounging opportunities on Labor Day!
On Labor Day, my work boots turn into flip-flops and my desk turns into a pool float.
Labor Day: the only time of year when going from the bed to the couch counts as a commute.
I labor hard on Labor Day: nap, snack, repeat!
On Labor Day, I plan on doing some serious laboring under the sun – laboring on my tan!
Labor Day is like a reset button for my energy levels: I push it, and then I relax!
Instead of laboring on Labor Day, I’m going to become a self-proclaimed expert in relaxation.
Labor Day: the unofficial holiday of avoiding responsibilities with style!
Labor Day: the day when couch potatoes become professional relaxologists.
If relaxation was an Olympic sport, I’d be the gold medalist every Labor Day!
On Labor Day, I’m the captain of the no-work ship, sailing towards fun and relaxation!
Labor Day is the one day where you can wear a t-shirt that says ‘I’m retired’ and people will believe you!
I’m laboring really hard on Labor Day – I’m giving my relaxation skills a serious workout!
Labor Day: the perfect occasion to celebrate our achievement in mastering the art of doing nothing.
I’m embracing the Labor Day spirit by practicing my ‘working from the hammock’ skills!
On Labor Day, I like to challenge myself to see how long I can do nothing before it becomes an art form.
They say if you do what you love, you’ll never work a day in your life – so on Labor Day, I’m doing absolutely nothing!
Labor Day: where the only ‘labor’ I’m interested in is laughing until my sides hurt!