60 funny koozie quotes nov 14 2019 1
I’m here for the beer and high fives.
Best koozie in the galaxy.
Drinks well with others.
I make beer disappear, what’s your superpower?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
My koozie might be cooler than you.
I tried to say no to beer, but it’s 15% stronger than me.
I don’t get drunk, I get more fun.
Twist to open. Enter to party.
Freezing and easy to please.
In beer, we trust.
Beer me, it’s game day.
Flip, sip, or strip.
It’s beer o’clock somewhere.
Keep calm and keep your beer cold.
Sip happens.
Drinking every beer like it’s my last.
Life is brewtiful.
Koozies: the beer mittens.
Why limit happy to an hour?
This beer is making me awesome.
I plead the 5th…of beer.
Sip back and relax.
The liver is evil and needs to be punished.
It’s all fun and games until the beer runs out.
Keep your friends close and your beer closer.
The best beer is an open beer.
Friends bring happiness. Best friends bring beer.
Work hard, play hard, drink easy.
When I sip, you sip, we sip.
Chill, it’s just a drink!
I’m not drunk, I’m koozie-cool.
Keep calm and koozie on.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
A balanced diet is a drink in each hand.
In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
It’s five o’clock somewhere, right?
I make beer disappear, what’s your superpower?
Koozie, coolie, beer hugger – call it whatever, just hand it over.
So many beers, so little time.
Wine flies when you’re having fun.
Beers to you!
The beer doctor called, he said you’re low on vitamin me
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Here for the beer and the koozie.
Sip happens!
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Dress up your beer, give it a fancy koozie!
Good people drink good beer.
I only drink on days that end with ‘y’.
I’m not aging, I’m marinating.
Trust me, you can dance. – Beer.
My therapist thinks I need more koozies.
In need of a six-pack therapy.
We go together like drunken Friday nights and koozie fights.
Keep calm and keep your drink cool.
Ain’t no party like a koozie party.
It’s not drinking alone if your koozie is with you.
There’s so-much room for activities… and drinks.
Drinks well with others, especially with a koozie.
Some see a koozie. I see a beer hug.
To have and to hold, to keep your drink cold.
Chillin’ like a villain with my koozie.
No great story ever started with a salad but many with a koozie.
I’m not slurring…my drink’s just a little chilled.
Keeping it cool since
Trust me, you can dance. – Beer Koozie
Hold my beer, I got this… hold on, where’s my koozie?
Today’s good mood is sponsored by my koozie.
Life is brew-tiful!
Koozies are my new six-pack.
Zero to beer in 60 seconds.
I’m on a strict liquid diet. Pass me my koozie.
In the immortal words of beer, ‘Sssshhh, it’s koozie time.’
Koozie holder today, leader of the world tomorrow.
Livin’ la vida koozie!
May the froth be with you.
Keep the drink, I’m here for the koozie.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of a good koozie.
Sip back and relax.
You had me at beer-o-clock.
Japan is a country made up of four main islands.Japan is famous for its delicious…
Leonardo da Vinci was left-handed, just like many other famous artists and thinkers throughout history.Leonardo…
Hungary is home to the world's largest thermal water cave system.The Hungarian language is said…
Cobras are venomous snakes found in various parts of the world.The king cobra is the…
Birds have hollow bones, making them lightweight and enabling them to fly.The ostrich is the…
Beluga whales are known for their distinctive white color, which sets them apart from other…