Funny Jim Carrey Quotes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I’m the king of the world! Okay, maybe not the king, but at least the court jester.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of, so they can see that it’s not the answer.

Why so serious? Life is too short to be uptight all the time.

I don’t believe in limits, especially when it comes to laughter.

If you’re not willing to look ridiculous, you’ll never look cool.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

I’m not really the funny guy, I’m just the guy who can’t stop making people laugh.

I have no interest in money. But I’m fascinated by it.

If you’ve got a talent, protect it like a secret, but share it like a gift.

You might have a million excuses, but you only need one reason to follow your dreams.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

If you’re not failing, you’re not trying hard enough.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

The best way to succeed in life is to act as if it’s impossible to fail.

You can fail at what you don’t want, so might as well take a chance on doing what you love.

I’m the kind of guy who can make an elephant laugh.

I believe in the power of laughter and the ability to make people smile.

The problem with fame is that you can get everything you want, but still feel empty.

I’m a professional weirdo, and I’m proud of it.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of, so they can see that it’s not the answer.

You know you’re a true artist when you can turn anything into a joke.

If you’re not failing, you’re not taking enough risks.

I don’t believe in limits, especially when it comes to laughter.

Life is a cosmic joke. Might as well laugh at it.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I believe in being honest, even when it’s hilarious.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer a good hearty laugh.

I’m not really the funny guy. I’m just the guy who can’t stop making people laugh.

Behind every great comedian is a bunch of people asking, ‘What’s wrong with you?’

I don’t need a lot of money. I just need enough to buy more silly hats.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

If you’ve got a talent, protect it like a secret, but share it like a gift.

I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of not trying.

If you’re not willing to look ridiculous, you’ll never look cool.

You might have a million excuses, but you only need one reason to follow your dreams.

The best way to succeed in life is to act as if it’s impossible to fail.

Life is a mirror, and what you see in it depends on how you look at it.

I’m always in character, even when I’m not on camera.

I believe in the power of laughter and the ability to make people smile.

I’m the king of the world! Okay, maybe not the king, but at least the court jester.

I’m a professional weirdo, and I’m proud of it.

I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.

Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world.

I’m the kind of guy who can make an elephant laugh.

If you’re not failing, you’re not trying hard enough.

I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer a good hearty laugh.

Be so good they can’t ignore you.