I find that the harder I work, the more luck I have. Well, maybe it’s not luck, it’s just less time for anything to go wrong!
Remember, the only way to do great work is to love what you do. And if you don’t love it, just remember that Fridays are only a few days away!
Work hard, play hard, and laugh hardest. After all, laughter is the best source of inspiration!
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes at work. Just remember, it’s better to laugh at them now than to cry about them later!
Success doesn’t come from the number of hours you work, but from the number of funny memes you share in the office.
Coffee: because adulting is hard, and we all need a little magical bean to survive the day!
Don’t stress about work, because let’s face it, the company won’t collapse if you accidentally send an email to the wrong person. Just apologize and blame autocorrect!
In the world of deadlines, stress, and impossible tasks, remember that a good sense of humor is the best survival tool to have in your office arsenal.
Dear coffee, you make Monday mornings bearable, Friday afternoons amazing, and every workday in between survivable!
When in doubt, just remember that your job is not your whole life. So, take a break, have a laugh, and find inspiration in the little things!
If your colleagues say you’re crazy for bringing a rubber chicken to work, just remember that they will be the first ones lining up to borrow it when they need a laugh!
The key to success at work is to treat it like a joke, but always remember that humor is subjective, so be careful who you’re joking with!
Coffee is the gasoline of the office. It keeps us fueled, motivated, and mildly anxious.
May your coffee be strong, your humor be sarcastic, and your Mondays be short!
If you can’t be the smartest person at work, at least strive to be the funniest. Laughter is known to boost creativity!
Don’t worry about those who underestimate your abilities at work. Remember, giraffes do look ridiculous, but they are still the tallest creatures on earth!
Work hard, nap harder. Remember, even superheroes need to recharge in their secret lairs!
When someone says ‘You can’t do it,’ laugh and respond with ‘Watch me.’ And then proceed to do it with even more enthusiasm!
Creativity is intelligence having fun, and on a completely unrelated note, so is wasting time at work!
The best part about work is that it gives us a reason to wear pants. Well, at least from the waist up during video calls!
You can’t expect to succeed if you only work on the days when you feel like it. But you can definitely expect more hilarious office stories on those days!
Never underestimate the power of a good laugh at work. It can turn a stressful situation into a memorable sitcom episode!
Remember, the only disability in life is a bad attitude. So, keep a positive mindset and never underestimate the motivational power of a donut break!
The secret to success is not to be fearless at work, but to be able to laugh at your fears. After all, laughter is the best way to conquer them!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But when work gives you deadlines, make silly faces behind your boss’s back!
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning. But with each new day at work, you can start typing a new hilarious email chain!
If you think you’re too small to make a difference at work, try sleeping with a mosquito in the office!
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. But not for too long, because being unemployed is less fun than it sounds!
Don’t worry about the haters at work, they’re just mad because they can’t find the end of a rainbow like you can!
Dear work, thanks for always testing my patience, making me a better multitasker, and giving me endless opportunities to laugh at myself!
Enthusiasm is a necessary part of any successful work endeavor. But remember, too much enthusiasm might get you mistaken for an intern!
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take at work. So, when in doubt, take the shot and hope for the best. And if that fails, at least you’ll have a funny story to tell!
The secret to getting ahead at work is to always stay one step ahead of the office gossip. Be the one who starts the rumors and enjoys a good laugh!
Remember, the harder you work, the luckier your colleagues think you are. So, keep working hard, it’s the perfect disguise for your secret love of napping!
The best ideas at work often come from having no ideas at all and resorting to desperate measures, like Google searches for ‘funny cat pictures.’
If you’re feeling uninspired at work, remember that even the most successful people had their fair share of hilarious failures. Embrace them and learn from them!
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have, unless you work from home, then dress for the job you want and enjoy the freedom!
The difference between ordinary and extraordinary work is that little extra effort you put into making your colleagues laugh when they’re having a rough day.
I’m not saying I’m a superhero. But have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room at work? Exactly!
If you’re feeling stressed at work, just take a moment to appreciate how many office supplies you can balance on your head. It’s a great stress-relief exercise!
The most important product of a productive work session is not the actual work, but the funny stories and epic fails that come out of it!
Remember to always keep your head high at work. That way, your coworker’s coffee spills will never ruin your perfectly styled hair!
Don’t be afraid to laugh at yourself when you mess up at work. It’s a great way to confuse your colleagues and maintain an air of self-confidence!
The best time to start something new at work is 10 minutes before quitting time, because nothing motivates productivity like an impending deadline!
And in the midst of all the challenges and laughter at work, remember that it’s not the destination that matters, but the journey filled with silly coworkers and unforgettable moments!
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