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Funny Inspirational Quotes to Boost Work Motivation

The only way to do great work is to love what you do…and bring snacks.

Don’t quit your day dream, unless you have a really awesome night dream.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Success is not the key to happiness, but a good office chair is.

I work better when my boss isn’t watching.

Keep calm and pretend it’s on the lesson plan.

I’m not procrastinating, I’m giving my ideas time to simmer.

The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid.

Success is 10% inspiration, 90% pretending to be busy when the boss is around.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

I don’t have a 9 to 5 job, I have a ‘when I open my eyes to when I close my eyes’ job.

Work hard so you can buy all the things you were too embarrassed to ask your parents for when you were a kid.

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

The best way to predict your future is to create it.

I haven’t failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Edison

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Success is not in what you have, but who you are.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

Funny Inspirational Quotes to Boost Work Motivation part 2

When nothing goes right, go left.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my keyboard gives me a new look every day.

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.

I don’t need an alarm clock, my passion wakes me up.

Keep calm and pretend it’s on the lesson plan.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.

Work hard, nap harder.

I’m not bossy, I just have leadership skills.

It’s better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.

If you stumble, make it part of the dance.

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Teamwork makes the dream work, but so does caffeine.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just embracing gravity.

Don’t stand too close to the heater, babe. Plastic melts.

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

I’m sorry, I can’t come to work today. I have a contagious smile.

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult tomorrow either.

I don’t always have a solution, but I can complain about any problem.

I’m not anti-social, I’m just pro-me time.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

My goal in life is to become as Wonder Woman as I pretend to be at work.

I’m not late, I’m on boss time.

The road to success is always under construction.

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