Funny Inspirational Quotes for Women

Life is too short to wear boring underwear.

Strong women don’t have bad hair days, they have interesting hair adventures.

Behind every successful woman is a tribe of other successful women who have her back.

A smile is the best makeup any woman can wear.

She believed she could, so she did. And she laughed all the way.

Be a cupcake in a world full of muffins.

Life is better in heels.

Women who behave rarely make history.

Chocolate understands women.

Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat.

Your vibe attracts your tribe.

Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.

Be the kind of woman who, when her feet hit the floor in the morning, the devil says ‘Oh no, she’s up!’

Empowered women empower women.

Life is tough, darling, but so are you.

Every woman is a queen, and her throne is her smile.

Don’t be a woman that needs a man, be a woman a man needs.

Life is too short to worry about matching socks.

She believed she could, but she also knew a good laugh and a glass of wine could help.

Well-behaved women rarely make history. So be a troublemaker!

Happiness is a choice. Choose heels.

Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other.

A strong woman knows she has the strength to overcome obstacles, but a true badass woman knows she has the power to make them laugh.

Embrace your inner unicorn.

She has fire in her soul and grace in her heart.

Funny Inspirational Quotes for Women part 2

I’m not a woman, I’m a force of nature.

Life is short, buy the shoes.

Strong women don’t wait for the storm to pass, they dance in the rain.

She who dances with hope in her heart laughs at the storms that surround her.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning, the devil says ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’

She is clothed in strength and laughter.

Life is too short for boring hairstyles.

Stay classy and sassy, but never lose your sense of humor.

Be a girl with a mind, a woman with an attitude, and a lady with a smile.

In a world full of Kardashians, be an Audrey.

Keep calm and put your lipstick on.

Eyes without lashes are like cake without frosting.

Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself, but laughter is what makes you truly beautiful.

A girl should be two things: who she wants to be and who she damn well pleases.

She wasn’t looking for a knight. She was looking for a sword.

Be fierce, be fabulous, be funny.

A smile is the prettiest thing a woman can wear, especially if she just laughed.

Makeup can’t hide crazy, but it can make it look fabulous.

You were born to stand out, not blend in.

Strong women don’t need a prince charming, they need a man who can handle their awesomeness.

Life is too short to take yourself too seriously. Laugh at your own jokes, no matter how corny they are.

She’s whiskey in a teacup – sweet with a kick.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the sun says ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’

Chin up, princess. Otherwise, your crown might fall.

Life’s too short to wear boring clothes. Dance in your own spotlight.