Funny Hypocrisy Quotes

Do as I say, not as I do – the motto of every hypocrite.

Hypocrisy is like a blindfold – it hides the truth from those who wear it.

Hypocrisy is the art of pretending to be better than you actually are.

Don’t judge me for my faults when you have a whole closet full of yours.

Hypocrisy is the fertilizer that grows the garden of double standards.

Hypocrites are like chameleons – they adapt their colors to fit the situation.

Hypocrisy is the mask of insincerity that fools no one but the hypocrite.

Beware the hypocrite who claims to be humbler than thou.

Hypocrisy is the thief of authenticity.

The hypocrites are the actors in the comedy of life.

Hypocrisy is the fuel that powers the engine of double standards.

Hypocrites are like spiders – they weave webs of deception to trap their prey.

The art of hypocrisy is the ability to say one thing and do another with a straight face.

Hypocrisy is the poison that slowly corrodes the foundations of trust.

Hypocrites are like wolves in sheep’s clothing – they pretend to be something they’re not.

A hypocrite is a symphony of contradictions.

Hypocrisy is a game that only the pretenders can win.

The hypocrite’s mask may fool the world, but it cannot hide the truth from themselves.

Hypocrisy is the dance of the dishonest.

Behind every hypocrite lies a graveyard of broken promises.

A hypocrite is a master of deception, but a slave to their own lies.

Hypocrisy is the art of saying one thing and doing the opposite when no one is watching.

The hypocrite’s creed: ‘Do as I say, not as I do.’

Hypocrisy is the poison that seeps into the cracks of integrity.

Hypocrites are like mirrors – they reflect an image that is distorted and false.

Hypocrisy is the curtain that hides the true colors of the hypocrite.

A hypocrite is a paradox in human form.

Hypocrisy is the favorite pastime of the self-righteous.

A hypocrite is a king of contradictions, ruling over a kingdom of lies.

Hypocrisy is the dagger in the back of sincerity.

A hypocrite is a master of disguise, but a prisoner of their own deceit.

Hypocrisy is the thorny crown worn by the self-proclaimed saints.

The hypocrite’s speech is filled with eloquent lies.

Hypocrisy is the empty vessel that resonates with the sound of false piety.

A hypocrite is a puppeteer, pulling the strings of their own deception.

Hypocrisy is the coat of arms for those who wear their double standards proudly.

The hypocrite’s actions speak louder than their words, revealing their true character.

Hypocrisy is an infectious disease that spreads like wildfire.

A hypocrite is a master of manipulation, using their words as weapons.

Hypocrisy is the poison that taints the well of honesty.

The hypocrite’s mask may fool others, but it only fools themselves.

Hypocrisy is the song of the disingenuous, sung with false sincerity.

A hypocrite is a tightrope walker, balancing their lies with a smile.

Hypocrisy is the smoke that blinds the eyes of the hypocrite to their own faults.

The hypocrite’s legacy is one of broken promises and shattered trust.

Hypocrisy is the canvas upon which the hypocrite paints their false image.

A hypocrite is a master of manipulation, pulling the strings of their own deceit.

Hypocrisy is the anchor that drags the hypocrite away from the shores of integrity.

The hypocrite’s tongue is a double-edged sword, slicing through the truth with ease.

Hypocrisy is the devil’s workshop, where the hypocrite crafts their web of deception.