Funny Hunting Sayings to Lighten Up Your Outdoor Adventures

Deer tracks stop where my property begins.

I don’t wear bows, I shoot them.

Keep calm and put your camo on.

Hunt like the fridge is empty.

Vegans, my food poops on your food.

Hunting: the only sport where the trophy is the meal.

Happiness is a warm gun and a big buck.

Hunting: Because grocery shopping is too easy.

I’d rather be in the woods thinking about God than in the church thinking about hunting.

Live, Love, Hunt.

If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

The only reason I work is to afford the hunting season.

Just one more gun, I promise.

I do not hunt for the joy of killing but for the joy of living.

Born to hunt, forced to work.

Hunting?s not just something I do. It?s part of who I am.

Some call it Hunting ? I call it my therapy.

Camo is my favorite color.

The only thing I love more than hunting is being a grandpa.

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.

I don’t wear camo, it’s just that the deer are colorblind.

Hunting: the only sport where you can play dead to win.

I came, I saw, I missed, I swore, I paid.

Eat. Sleep. Hunt. Repeat.

Don’t bother me, I’m deer dreaming.

Wake up. Hug a hunter. Have a good day.

I’m not retreating; I’m advancing in a different direction.

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be.

We interrupt this marriage for hunting season!

Armed with charm – and a shotgun!

Not all those who wander are lost, some are just hunting.

How do you confuse a hunter? Put three shovels against a wall and tell him to take his pick.

Happiness is a warm gun and a cold beer after a good hunt.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. That’s why I am a hunter!

If hunting is wrong, I don?t want to be right.

Hunting: Because even deer hate vegans.

Buck fever: The only disease you?re happy to get.

If it?s brown, it?s down!

Real girls hunt too, they just make it look better.

Hunting: It?s not a matter of life and death; it?s much more important than that.

Hunting: The only sport where you can’t tell if it?s the players who need a drink.

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don?t ask him how his hunt was.

Any day hunting is a good day. A great day is when you get a trophy.

The buck stops here… hopefully.

Hunters don’t get lost, they just explore.

I’d rather be hunting. Heck, I’d rather be hunting for golf balls!

It’s hunting season, now where did I put my camouflage martini?

Hunting… the only sport where the trophy runs away.

To a hunter, waiting for a deer is like a cat waiting for a mouse. It?s all about patience!

Hunting: because even deer need a reason to run.

The early bird gets the worm, but the early hunter gets the deer.

Deers may run fast, but my bullets run faster.

Hunting – The only quiet sport that can scare the crap out of you.

Deer to a hunter ? ‘Eat more chicken!’

Hunting – It’s not a pastime, it’s a post-hunt story generator.

My wife calls it ‘hunting’. I call it ‘therapy’.

I don’t wear camo to blend in. I wear it to stand out.

The big bucks walk away laughing when you miss.

A bad day hunting is better than a good day at work.

I?ve gone hunting, be ready for wild stories.