Funny Halloween Sayings for Creative and Spooky Signs

Please park all brooms at the door.

Warning! Ghost crossing!

Keep calm and say BOO!

No tricks, just treats inside!

Enter at your own risk!

Beware! This is a ghost zone!

Halloween candies ? no tricks, just treats!

Zombie X-ing!

Dare to step inside? Happy Haunting!

Stay spooky and carry a broomstick!

Gone haunting, will be back at midnight!

Unhappy Hour: Bring your own BOOS!

Warning: This house is haunted.

Straight Outta Coffin!

Boo-tiful people live here!

This is where resting witches rest.

Can’t scare me, I teach third grade!

Only friendly monsters can enter.

Vampires welcome – fresh blood served nightly!

No costume; no candy; it’s the law!

Home of a wicked witch and all her little monsters.

Come in for a spell!

Welcome to the spider web cafe.

Skeletons inside: Enter if you dare!

The Witch Is In (and she’s usually pretty cranky).

Home of the wicked witch and all of her ghoul friends.

Watch out for flying pumpkins!

Spooktacular Hangout – ghoul times only!

Eat, drink, and be scary!

Goblins, Witches, and Ghosts…oh my!

Enter if you dare!

Free broom rides, 5 Cents for landings.

Eat, Drink & Be Scary!

Home of the wicked witch and her little monsters.

Don’t ring the doorbell, the zombies will hear you.

Out of candy, go away!

This way to the graveyard. Enter at your own risk.

If you’re reading this, you’re within range of my cauldron!

The witch is in and she’s casting spells.

Welcome to our haunted mansion.

Trick or treat? or you’re in for a scare!

Caution: Ghost Crossing.

Spooktacularly haunted!

Keep calm and say boo.

Tomb sweet tomb.

No tricks, just treats. Enter if you dare.

Warning: Witch Parking Only.

This house runs on pumpkin spice and spooky vibes.

Don’t wake the dead, they’re cranky.

Here lies the last trespasser.

It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.

Zombies can’t swim – pool out back.

Beware of the headless horseman.

We’re all a little batty here.

Rest in pieces.

Mummy approved.

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of candy.

Boos and booze welcome.

Gone hauntin?, be back by midnight!

Beware of broom traffic ahead!

Creep it real this Halloween.

Boos and Booze available here!

Come in! We’ve been dead to meet you!

Witch, please – we have candies!

No tricks, just treats!

If you’ve got it, haunt it.

Enter at your own risk.

Ghouls just want to have fun.

Haunted homes make no bones.

Keep calm and spook on!

Eat, shriek, and be scary.

Feeling ghoulish? Candy replenishment here!

Welcome to our spider web.

This property is ghoul guarded.

Don’t miss our monstrosities.

Ghosts Welcome!

Here’s a graveyard smash.

Hey boo, let’s get sheet faced!

Warning: zombie crossing!

Everyday is Halloween in this house.

I’m here for the boos!

Witch way for candy?

Home of the wicked witch and all her ghoul friends.

Mummy’s little monsters live here.