I’m so scared of Halloween, I’m dressing up as a normal person.
Halloween is the one night a year when people actually wear what’s on the inside.
I’m not a regular witch, I’m a cool witch.
Witches be like ‘Can you brew me some coffee?’
I’m just here for the boos.
If you’ve got it, haunt it!
My favorite witch is my wife.
I’m a ghostwriter – I boo all my readers.
Don’t make me flip my witch switch.
I’m just here for the candy, but I’ll take a broomstick ride too.
Trick or treat yourself!
Who needs a superhero when you can dress up as a vampire?
Don’t be a basic witch, be a wicked witch.
Halloween is the one time of year where it’s acceptable to be a little batty.
Witch better have my candy!
I’m too cute to spook.
If a zombie bites you on Halloween, just remember: No brains, no pain.
You can’t scare me, I’m a teacher!
Stop witching and start praising.
Candy corn is the worst vegetable ever invented.
Fangs for the memories!
I’m friends with the monsters under my bed.
Eat, drink, and be scary!
Halloween calories don’t count, right?
Stay spooky, my friends.
If you’ve got it, haunt it!
I’m just here for the boos.
No tricks, just treats!
Witch, please.
Creepin’ it real on Halloween night.
I’m so candy corny, I’m practically a Halloween joke.
Brew-tiful things happen on Halloween.
Stay ghostly and ghastly!
Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus.
Creepin’ it real since day one.
Halloween is the perfect time to show off my witchy side.
I’m just a scary cat trying to be a cool ghoul.
I’m too boo-tiful to be scary!
I’m not a regular mummy, I’m a cool mummy.
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat, or I’ll haunt your dreams tonight!
I’m all about the potions, not the emotions.
Halloween is the time when it’s socially acceptable to dress like a psychopath.
Halloween is my favorite holiday because it’s the one day I can be as creepy as I want.
I’m not a monster, I just enjoy chilling with the skeletons.
I’m scary good at eating Halloween candy. It’s my superpower.
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