Funny Halloween Quotes to Add a Spooky Humor to Your Day

Eat, drink, and be scary!

Boo! That’s my way of saying Happy Halloween!

Halloween is not a day. It’s a lifestyle.

I’m just here for the boos!

No tricks, just treats! That’s the Halloween spirit!

May your candy supply last you well into the Christmas season.

Typical Halloween activities: Eating candy, visiting graveyards, carving pumpkins and you!

Zombies, ghosts, and witches; oh my! It’s Halloween, ready to scream or wanting to cry?

I’m on a strictly ‘candy corn and chocolate’ diet this Halloween.

Remember, when the light goes out, it’s probably a ghost!

Trick or Treat? I choose treat every time!

This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac ? they look like everyone else.

Just a suggestion, you scare me more when it’s not Halloween.

Halloween brings out the kid in all of us… predominantly the part that likes to eat sweets.

If the broom fits… ride it!

Life with you is just boo-tiful!

Have a fang-tastic night!

Keep calm and creep it real. Happy Halloween!

Brush your fangs, comb your hair, put on your favorite scary wear, it’s Halloween, beware, beware!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he has noBODY to go with him!

Come on in for a bite!

Ghouls just wanna have fun!

Rest in Reese’s Pieces.

Funny Halloween Quotes to Add a Spooky Humor to Your Day part 2

Halloween. More like, Hallo…where did all my candy go?

Keep calm and say Boo!

I’m here for the boos.

Ghosts and goblins, spooks galore, scary witches at your door.

If you’ve got it, haunt it.

Eat, drink, and be scary.

This is where the magic happens.

Keep calm and carry a wand.

Beware of resting witch face.

Trick or treat yo?self.

I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.

Life is gourd when it’s Halloween.

Halloween is not a holiday. It?s a lifestyle.

Creep it real.

Boo Felicia.

Hey boo-tiful.

Witch better have my candy.

More boos, please.

Ghouls just want to have fun.

I?m just here for the candy.

Something wicked this way comes.

Happy Howl-oween!

I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.

I?m a haunted mess but at least I?m a fun one.

Zombies eat brains, you’re safe!

Witch and famous.

Straight Outta Coffin.

Fangs for the memories.

Broom Hair, Don’t Care.

Spooktacular Night.

Happy Hallow-queen!

Have a very scary Halloween!

Some people are born for Halloween; the rest of us are just counting the days until Christmas.

A candy a day keeps the monsters away.

I’m here for the boos.

Demons are a ghouls best friend.

Keep calm and scare on.

Eat, drink, and be scary.

This is where the magic happens.

Come in for a bite.

Bugs and hisses to you!

The ghostess with the mostess.

Witch way to the candy?

Creep it real.

Ghouls just want to have fun.

Boo to you from our crew.

This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

Zombies eat brains, don?t worry, you?re safe.

I’m too cute to spook.

Trick or treat yourself!

Life with you is always a treat.

If you’ve got it, haunt it.

Beware of the resting witch face.

Straight outta coffin.

Oh my gourd, Becky, look at her bat.

Ghostly greetings!

Be witched!

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!