Funny Goat Sayings: Unleash Your Inner Comedian

I’ve goat to be kidding!

You have goat to be joking!

I’m feeling so goatastic right now!

Bleat it or not, I’m a goat!

Goat ya!

In the mood to goat around!

Straight from the goat’s mouth.

Oh my goatness!

You’ve goat to believe!

Goat on a boat!

Living the goat life!

Don’t goat a clue!

Having a goat-tastic time.

I kid you not!

Totally bleat-tastic!

Listen to your elder goats.

Whatever floats your goat!

Just hoofing it!

Quit kidding around!

I’m too goat to be forgotten!

Feeling grazzy (Great + Crazy)!

Quit butting in!

Always goat time for a nap.

Are you feeling ‘Billy-iant’ today?

Oh, for bleat’s sake!

Just a kid at heart.

It’s a goat thing, you wouldn’t understand.

Living life on the bleat.

Eats hay, makes trouble.

I’m not a regular goat, I’m a cool goat.

Baaad to the bone.

50% goat, 50% merriment, 100% mischief.

Don’t be a gruff, be a goat.

Getting my goat isn’t as easy as you think.

May your clothes be comfy and your heart be happy, just like a goat.

Talk to the hoof.

Silly Billy.

Having a baaaad day.

You’ve goat to be kidding me.

Feeling a little baaashful.

I’m not crazy, I’m just a little un(goat)stable.

Are you kidding me? No? Then I goat to go.

If grass is for dinner, count me in.

I’m the G.O.A.T – The Greatest of All Time.

Just a goat living in a human world.

Bleat it or not, I’m a cool goat!

I goat this, no kidding!

Just a goat having a baa-d day.

Whatever floats your goat.

Bleat me alone, I’m having a meh-day.

Got goat-titude?

You’ve goat to be kidding me!

I’m not just any goat, I’m the G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time)

It’s no use crying over spilled goat milk.

I’ve goat it all under control.

Acting like the scape goat.

From rags to goat riches.

Running on goat time.

Goats don’t sweat the small stuff.

I’ve goat no time for drama.

Dance like a goat; carefree and adventurous.

My grass is greener because a goat ate it!

Just a gentle goat in a goat-eat-goat world.

You’ve goat mail!

When life gets tough, bleat it out!