Funny Food Quotes

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I’m not addicted to chocolate. You’re just jealous of all the sweet love I’m getting.

My love for pizza is eternal. It’s a never-ending slice of heaven!

Life is short. Eat more tacos!

Donut worry, be happy!

Cheese is my happy place. It’s where all my problems melt away.

I like to think of myself as a pancake artist. Every flip is a masterpiece.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants!

If pizza is a vegetable, then I’m pretty sure I’m on the right track to a healthy lifestyle.

Why eat a salad when you can have a burrito? It’s like a salad, but wrapped in happiness!

Life without pasta? I simply can’t imagine a world so bland!

You don’t need a silver fork to enjoy good food. Sometimes a plastic spork is all you need to be happy.

I won’t settle for half a cookie. Either give me the whole thing or don’t bother!

Ice cream: a dessert best enjoyed in freezing temperatures. It’s called irony, folks!

Food is my love language. I may not say it often, but trust me, my refrigerator knows.

If chocolate can’t fix it, then you’re probably not using enough chocolate.

I don’t always finish my plate, but when I do, it’s because pizza is involved.

Some people eat to live, while I live to eat. It’s all about priorities!

Life is too short for boring food. Spice things up, literally!

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream. And that’s pretty much the same thing!

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

In the battle between salad and fries, fries will always win. Sorry, salad, you just don’t cut it!

I may not be a chef, but I can whip up a mean bowl of cereal like nobody’s business.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I just really hate broccoli.

Doughnuts make the world go ’round. Or is that gravity? Either way, I’ll take both!

I don’t need a diet, I need a personal chef who will make healthy food taste like junk food.

The secret ingredient to all my recipes is love. And a generous sprinkle of cheese, of course.

If you need me, I’ll be in the pantry, having a deep conversation with the cookie jar.

Sometimes the only therapy you need is a tub of ice cream and a good rom-com.

I don’t always eat cake, but when I do, I make sure to eat the whole thing.

I regret the chips I ate today… said no one ever.

Happiness is finding the perfect avocado. It’s like finding a unicorn in a sea of regular horses.

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just taking an extended coffee break. It’s essential for my productivity.

I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and full of possibilities.

Life is too short to drink bad wine. That’s why I always have two glasses!

Eating healthy is all fun and games until you realize kale doesn’t taste like ice cream.

If you’re not supposed to eat at night, then why is there a light in the fridge?

My favorite way to multitask is eating pizza while watching a cooking show. It’s like a delicious paradox!

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just in a committed relationship that brings out the best in both of us.

I should have known from the first bite of pizza that it was true love. We were just meant to be.

I’m not saying I’m a chocolate connoisseur, but I can definitely tell the difference between dark, milk, and extra-dark chocolate.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. I’m just being respectful, really.

Eating a salad is like giving your body a high-five. So, basically, I’m just really good at self-appreciation!

My favorite type of food is dessert. Breakfast, lunch, dinner – it’s always the right time for something sweet!

I’m not saying I have a donut problem, but I do have a serious case of ‘needing more donuts’ syndrome.

I like to think of myself as a food scientist. I conduct endless experiments in the kitchen, mostly involving chocolate.

Food brings people together. Unless you steal the last slice of pizza, then it can tear friendships apart.

If calories didn’t count, I would have been a Michelin star chef by now. Alas, reality keeps me in the kitchen, but limitations won’t hold my creativity!

I have a love-hate relationship with food. I love to eat it, but I hate when it’s all gone and I’m left with just an empty plate.

Life is all about balance. That’s why I have a plate of veggies with my plate of chocolate.