Funny Flirty Quotes to Put a Smile on His Face

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Is your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

I’m not a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did you just fall for me?

Can I borrow your phone? My mom wants to thank you for bringing some sunshine into my life.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection here.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do exist?

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Funny Flirty Quotes to Put a Smile on His Face part 2

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!

Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

If loving you is a crime, I’m ready to be handcuffed.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Is your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or did you just fall for me?

Can I borrow your phone? My mom wants to thank you for bringing some sunshine into my life.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving a life sentence.

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection here.

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Can I take a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do exist?

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

Is your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.