Engineering: because scientists can’t play with fire.
Engineering is the art of bending rules without breaking them.
I’m an engineer, I solve problems you didn’t know you had, in ways you can’t understand.
I used to be an engineer, but I quit because resistance was futile.
Engineers: the ones who know how to fix things, even if they weren’t broken in the first place.
Engineering is like magic, but real.
If it’s not broken, take it apart and fix it anyway.
I have a degree in engineering, please hold your applause.
Engineering: turning coffee into code.
We don’t make mistakes, we just call them ‘unexpected features.’
Engineers: the only ones who can make things more complicated than they need to be.
The only thing engineers fear is running out of coffee.
I’m an engineer, I speak the language of machines.
Engineering: where ‘oops’ is a four-letter word.
An engineer’s job is to make things as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Engineering: the art of designing things nobody asked for, but can’t live without.
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough… or you’re an engineer.
Engineers: turning dreams into reality, one malfunction at a time.
I may be an engineer, but I can still build a great joke.
I’m an engineer, I don’t sweat, I leak awesome.
Engineers: the creators of tomorrow’s problems, today.
I’m an engineer, I can fix anything… except a broken heart.
Engineering: the only profession where ‘failing successfully’ is a thing.
If you ask an engineer how they are, you’ll get an attempted explanation of why.
I’m an engineer, my superpower is being right… eventually.
Engineering: where we make science fiction a reality, and then fix the bugs.
Engineers: we have social skills, we just prefer to express them through technical drawings.
I’m an engineer, I can calculate the probability of falling in love with you… if you give me your number.
Engineering: the art of designing things that don’t exist yet.
Engineers can’t fix stupid, but we can design around it.
I’m an engineer, I never guess, I calculate.
Engineering: turning ‘what if’ into ‘why not?’
Engineers: the only ones who dream in 3D.
I’m an engineer, I’m never wrong, I’m just waiting for you to catch up.
Engineering: the only profession where laziness is a virtue.
Engineers: the masters of duct tape and WD-40.
I’m an engineer, I can’t fix your love life, but I can improve your WiFi signal.
If it’s not broken, it doesn’t have enough features. – Said every engineer ever.
Engineering: where we believe ‘impossible’ is just another word for ‘challenge accepted.’
Engineers: we put the ‘fun’ in ‘disfunctional.’
I’m an engineer, I take pride in knowing more about your car than you do.
Engineering: the art of making things work, even when they shouldn’t.
Engineers: we speak the language of progress, in gibberish and acronyms.
I’m an engineer, I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
If you can think it, we can overcomplicate it.
Engineering: where thinking outside the box means we need a bigger box.
Engineers: we’re like superheroes, but with pocket protectors.
I have an engineering degree, which means I can fix your computer and analyze your relationship problems.
Engineering: powered by caffeine, sleep deprivation, and a touch of insanity.
Engineers: the ones who can make anything work… except themselves.
Engineering: because scientists can’t play with fire.
Engineering is the art of bending rules without breaking them.
I’m an engineer, I solve problems you didn’t know you had, in ways you can’t understand.
I used to be an engineer, but I quit because resistance was futile.
Engineers: the ones who know how to fix things, even if they weren’t broken in the first place.
Engineering is like magic, but real.
If it’s not broken, take it apart and fix it anyway.
I have a degree in engineering, please hold your applause.
Engineering: turning coffee into code.
We don’t make mistakes, we just call them ‘unexpected features.’
Engineers: the only ones who can make things more complicated than they need to be.
The only thing engineers fear is running out of coffee.
I’m an engineer, I speak the language of machines.
Engineering: where ‘oops’ is a four-letter word.
An engineer’s job is to make things as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Engineering: the art of designing things nobody asked for, but can’t live without.
If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough… or you’re an engineer.
Engineers: turning dreams into reality, one malfunction at a time.
I may be an engineer, but I can still build a great joke.
I’m an engineer, I don’t sweat, I leak awesome.
Engineers: the creators of tomorrow’s problems, today.
I’m an engineer, I can fix anything… except a broken heart.
Engineering: the only profession where ‘failing successfully’ is a thing.
If you ask an engineer how they are, you’ll get an attempted explanation of why.
I’m an engineer, my superpower is being right… eventually.
Engineering: where we make science fiction a reality, and then fix the bugs.
Engineers: we have social skills, we just prefer to express them through technical drawings.
I’m an engineer, I can calculate the probability of falling in love with you… if you give me your number.
Engineering: the art of designing things that don’t exist yet.
Engineers can’t fix stupid, but we can design around it.
I’m an engineer, I never guess, I calculate.
Engineering: turning ‘what if’ into ‘why not?’
Engineers: the only ones who dream in 3D.
I’m an engineer, I’m never wrong, I’m just waiting for you to catch up.
Engineering: the only profession where laziness is a virtue.
Engineers: the masters of duct tape and WD-40.
I’m an engineer, I can’t fix your love life, but I can improve your WiFi signal.
If it’s not broken, it doesn’t have enough features. – Said every engineer ever.
Engineering: where we believe ‘impossible’ is just another word for ‘challenge accepted.’
Engineers: we put the ‘fun’ in ‘disfunctional.’
I’m an engineer, I take pride in knowing more about your car than you do.
Engineering: the art of making things work, even when they shouldn’t.
Engineers: we speak the language of progress, in gibberish and acronyms.
I’m an engineer, I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
If you can think it, we can overcomplicate it.
Engineering: where thinking outside the box means we need a bigger box.
Engineers: we’re like superheroes, but with pocket protectors.
I have an engineering degree, which means I can fix your computer and analyze your relationship problems.
Engineering: powered by caffeine, sleep deprivation, and a touch of insanity.
Engineers: the ones who can make anything work… except themselves.
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