Hoppy Easter! May your day be filled with chocolate and bunny ears!
Easter is the only time it’s acceptable to put all of your eggs in one basket.
Easter is just an excuse to eat chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Easter is egg-stra special because my family drives me egg-stremely crazy!
Who needs a bunny hop when you can have an Easter dance party?
I love Easter because it’s the one day where it’s acceptable to wear a dress made entirely of pastel colors.
Easter is like a box of chocolates… I always end up with the ones nobody else wanted.
Easter is the perfect time to tweet about all the eggs-citing things happening in your life.
Easter is like a mini New Year’s Day – a chance to start fresh, while also eating way too much candy.
Why did the Easter bunny cross the road? To prove he’s just as brave as the chicken!
Easter is a time for family and friends, and also for pretending I didn’t eat all the chocolate eggs myself.
Easter is the only time of year when it’s socially acceptable to put all your eggs in one basket and hope for the best.
Easter is the perfect time to embrace your inner child and chase after the Easter bunny like it owes you money.
Chocolate bunnies don’t judge you like people do. That’s why they’re the best companions on Easter.
Easter is a time for egg-citing adventures and finding creative hiding places for chocolate.
Easter is the only time of year when it’s fully acceptable to lick the chocolate off your fingers and call it ‘cleaning up.’
I don’t need a personal trainer – Easter egg hunts provide all the cardio I need!
Easter is like Halloween in pastel colors – we dress up to go door to door asking for candy.
Chocolate eggs are like a surprise party for your mouth – you never know what flavor you’ll get!
Why did the Easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he didn’t want anyone to know he was egg-sperimenting with a new recipe!
Easter brings out the best in me – by that, I mean my competitive side during egg races.
Easter is an egg-citing time for spiritual reflection… and also for rapid consumption of chocolate.
Why did the Easter bunny join a gym? He needed to get egg-straight in shape for all the hopping!
Easter is all about embracing your inner bunny – fluffy tail, cute ears, and a love for carrots.
Easter is my favorite holiday because it’s acceptable to wear a tiara and pretend I’m a queen of the bunnies.
Easter is like a bouquet of flowers – it brings joy and also makes me sneeze from all the pollen.
Easter is a time for new beginnings, which means it’s the perfect time to finally clean out that junk drawer.
Easter is the only holiday that combines the joy of chocolate with the thrill of finding hidden treasures.
Easter is like a jar of Nutella – you only intend to have a little, but end up finishing the entire thing!
Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!
Easter is a reminder that miracles can happen – like finding all the chocolate you hid for yourself.
Easter is like a bunny dance party – you’re filled with energy and can’t help but hop around.
Easter is a time for miracles – like successfully boiling an egg without it cracking.
Easter is the one day where it’s perfectly acceptable to wear a giant, floppy bunny suit and scare small children.
Easter is egg-sactly the right time to dress up as a bunny and surprise your friends with chocolate gifts.
Why did the Easter egg go to school? To learn egg-sactly how to crack open under pressure!
Easter is for the kids, but secretly, it’s also a day for adults to indulge in their chocolate addiction.
Easter is the only holiday where it’s okay to eat your decorations.
Why did the Easter bunny cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Easter is all about resurrection – and by that, I mean when I discover an Easter egg I forgot about hidden in the fridge.
Easter is the time to channel your inner magician and make chocolate disappear faster than a rabbit in a hat.
Easter is the perfect day to put on my bunny ears and hop my way through a field of chocolate.
Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little shellfish.
Easter is like a chocolate wonderland – no golden ticket required.
Easter is the only holiday where it’s perfectly acceptable to play with your food and hide it for others to find.
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