Funny Dog Quotes

Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling the void.

My dog is not just a pet, he’s family with fur.

The best therapist has fur and four legs.

I didn’t choose the dog life, the dog life chose me.

If I could be half the person my dog thinks I am, I’d be twice the human I am now.

Dogs may not be able to talk, but they definitely know how to communicate with their eyes.

Every dog has his day, but mine stretches into a whole lifetime of love and loyalty.

The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

My dog is not spoiled, he’s just well loved.

My dog thinks I’m too cool to be a human.

I don’t always understand my dog, but I know he understands me.

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend never owned a dog.

Money can buy a lot of things, but it can’t buy the wag of a dog’s tail.

Dogs leave paw prints on our hearts.

If there are no dogs in heaven, then I want to go where they went.

Dogs are like potato chips, you can never have just one.

My dog’s only flaw is that he can’t live forever.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue a dog and that’s pretty close.

My dog is not spoiled, he just has a great sense of entitlement.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

You may have many best friends, but your dog only has one.

Dogs are not just pets, they’re therapists on four legs.

Wearing a mask doesn’t stop my dog from knowing when I’m smiling.

My dog is my favorite alarm clock. He always wakes me up with love and kisses.

Dogs have a way of finding the one person in the room who needs them the most.

Life would be ruff without my dog.

My dog doesn’t judge me, he just loves me unconditionally.

Sometimes the only therapy you need is a dog’s wagging tail.

My dog is my soulmate, we just speak different languages.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! – My dog.

My dog thinks he’s a person, and honestly, I can’t disagree.

In a perfect world, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.

My dog’s favorite pastime? Chasing his own tail and confusing himself.

There’s no use crying over spilled milk, but spilled treats? That’s a tragedy! – My dog.

I can’t complain about my dog stealing the blankets at night, because he also steals my heart during the day.

Dogs have a way of finding joy in the simplest things, like chasing their own shadow.

My dog’s superpower? The ability to make everyone he meets instantly fall in love with him.

Dogs don’t need words to communicate, they just need a wagging tail and a loving gaze.

My dog is a master of the puppy eyes technique. It’s impossible to say no to him!

You haven’t experienced true happiness until you’ve been greeted by a dog’s slobbery kiss.

My dog is the ultimate comedian. He always knows how to make me laugh, even when I’m feeling down.

Dogs are the perfect example of how to live in the moment and find joy in the little things.

My dog’s favorite yoga position? Downward dog, of course!

Life is too short to not have a dog by your side.

My dog doesn’t ask for much, just endless love, belly rubs, and the occasional treat.

A dog’s love knows no bounds, and their loyalty is unwavering.

My dog is the reason I believe in love at first sight.