Funny Craft Sayings: A Collection of Creative and Humorous Quotes

I’m crafty and I know it!

Craftiness is happiness.

Scissors, glue, and glitter, oh my!

I craft, therefore I hoard.

Crafting: cheaper than therapy.

Crafting keeps me sane in my world of insane.

I’ve got glue sticks and I’m not afraid to use them.

Crafters don’t make mistakes, they just add a new design element.

When life gives you hands, make hand-made.

Eat. Sleep. Craft. Repeat.

Will work for craft supplies.

Does this project make my craft room look messy?

Crafting is my cardio.

One more row, I promise.

I’m just one craft away from being an episode on a reality show.

To craft or not to craft? What silly question!

In crafting, there is no mistakes, only unique creations.

Keep calm and carry on crafting.

Sewing mends the soul.

Creativity: the more you use, the more you have.

When in doubt, add glitter.

Crafting forever, housework whenever.

Crafts make us feel rooted, give us a sense of belonging and connect us with our history.

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

I just want to drink coffee, create stuff and sleep.

Glitter is my favorite color.

I craft, therefore I hoard.

Eat, sleep, craft, repeat.

A day without crafting is like… just kidding. I have no idea.

Life is short, buy the craft supplies.

Sewing mends the soul.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a glue gun, asking it not to burn her.

Craftiness is happiness.

Crafting: cheaper than therapy.

Just one more row.

I’m so crafty, I sweat glitter.

Creating things is just a way of saying ‘I love you.’

Scissors beats paper, but what beats a glue gun?

In crafting, there are no mistakes just unique creations.

Who needs a fairy godmother, I’ve got Mod Podge.

I sew, therefore I rip.

Crafting forever, housework whenever.

One man?s trash is another man’s crafting supplies.

I’m allergic to housework but not to crafts.

Crafting is cheaper than a therapist.

Crafting: cheaper than a therapy, plus you get a throw pillow!

Crafty is my middle name.

I craft so hard, I sweat glitter.

A day without crafting is like… just kidding, I have no idea.

Life is short – buy the craft supplies.

Crafting fills my life – and my closets, and my drawers, and my rooms…

Relax, we’re all crazy – it’s not a competition.

I’m not hoarding craft supplies, I’m just stocking up.

Scissors, papers, paints – repeat.

Feed me fabric and tell me I’m pretty.

Happy crafters, happy world.

My superpower? I make things.

Craftiness is happiness.

I’m a maker, not a taker.

I may be crafty, but I don’t do crimes.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy craft supplies.

Crafting – it’s cheaper than a psychologist!

My motto? Craft more, worry less.

Crafting is my cardio.

I don’t do drugs, I do crafts.

I bleed glitter.