I like my coffee like I like my mornings – dark and strong!
Coffee: because adulting is hard!
Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.
Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions, coffee understands.
Decaf? No thanks, I prefer my coffee to have a personality.
Coffee is my love language.
I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.
Coffee: the original morning superhero.
I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a very committed relationship.
Coffee is the glue that holds my life together.
I have a latte love for coffee!
Coffee – because anger management is expensive.
Coffee: fuel for the caffeine-powered brain.
Coffee: the official drink of procrastination.
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee!
Coffee, the reason I wake up every morning… and the reason I don’t get much done.
Coffee – because adulting without it is just a sad, decaffeinated existence.
In a world full of basic, be a caramel macchiato.
Life happens, coffee helps.
Coffee: turning ‘I can’t’ into ‘I can’t even without it.’
Keep calm and drink coffee.
I can’t think of a clever coffee pun, I haven’t had my coffee yet.
Coffee: my power fuel to save the world.
Sometimes I think coffee is my spirit animal.
Coffee, the only addiction I’m okay with.
Coffee – because without it, mornings would be depresso.
I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.
Espresso yourself, but with coffee.
Coffee: the dark side of the day.
Coffee is the answer, no matter what the question is.
Caffeine and kindness: the perfect brew.
Coffee, the ultimate life-hack.
Coffee: the warm hug in a mug.
Life happens, coffee helps me cope.
Inhale confidence, exhale coffee.
Coffee: the key to surviving Monday mornings.
Coffee: the magical elixir of productivity.
Without coffee, mornings would be empty and dull.
Coffee: my favorite blend of sanity and happiness.
Coffee: the legal drug that keeps me going.
Coffee: the best part of waking up… and the rest of the day too.
Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
Coffee: because adulting without it is just sad-ulting.
Coffee: the only way to start the day without breaking the law.
Coffee, the ultimate pick-me-up and friend who never disappoints.
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